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Emily Wearmouth

Emily Wearmouth

Executive director at Kinetics PR. Thoroughly pommy greenie geek in Sydney. Founder of #PRGathering and banana-phobe
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Have spent the morning deep cleaning the kitchen with a mardy baby strapped to me in a sling. It's a bit like wearing a fat suit...
Cheese or font? Brilliant. I seem to sit around 60% accuracy.... http://cheeseorfont.com/ (h/t @melissaterras)
Jelly and ice cream FTW! http://instagram.com/p...
Look at that yummy fat wrist. Gorgeous. http://instagram.com/p...
Neighbourly knock on the door; "are you missing a grey chicken?". Naughty bluebell.
I am now by myself with plum for 24 hours. #terrified
Always keen to be at the centre of all the action... Including floor washing. https://twitter.com/EmVicW...
Someone tried to link into me. My baby woke up and hit my iPhone. It seems we're ignoring the request. Sorry whoever it was.
Next I discovered the vodka lid on the Cointreau and vice versa. #husbandneedssleep
My husband is dangerously tired. Latest cock up; trying to top up my wine with coke. Major cock up in my book.
Fabulous to see @Helen_Shafe and @BeccaKennett! I can't believe its been so long!
I can't remember what you look like RT @lurkmoophy: In for another long night at work. I think this one requires pizza to be ordered...
And major cute photo alert! Baby loving his chilled out bath... https://twitter.com/EmVicW...
Today I'm mostly excited about the coming of the Rat Man. And all his poisons. Mwahahaha.
Who knew that lazybones people who don't work still look forward to the weekend? #wantmyhusbandback
Must not rush winding in desperation to return to sleep. I'll only regret it. #tempted
Nearly five weeks in and I'd say its starting to knacker all parties! http://instagram.com/p...
Today I am a sofa prisoner, held captive by a tetchy baby. So I am spring cleaning the saved programmes on our digibox.
Baby romper suits and monkey slippers. These are both good reasons to have a baby... #cuteness #nofilterhttp://instagram.com/p...
Little dude there's *got* to be a burp in there. If you don't manage it you know you'll only vom on yourself later. #glam #motherhood
Today is a "thank god for husbands" kind of a day.
Have spent the last two hours encouraging someone else to fart. Oh, & hubby bought me valentines Lego & choc! https://twitter.com/EmVicW...
RT @JessicaValenti: So over the idea that feminism is about making women feel good about their life choices rather than a movement for social & political change
Snowing again!
Yeah coz it's really funny to cry for food at 1.30am and then only have 45ml before falling asleep. Doesn't annoy me AT ALL.
Decided to start to lose baby weight... Downloaded an app... Then made pancake batter and ate a creme egg...
Plum is now 8lb 7oz. And I'm a proud mummy.
One of my lecturers is on Time Team! He seems to have left Leicester and moved to Swansea...
RT @graemehodge: 'Murdoch hints at Page 3 replacement' - about time too! Now to go beyond hinting & take real action! @nomorepage3 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news...
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