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Eric Dalen
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental -- http://www.ericdalen.com
If you see my car being operated erratically, well . . . I'm tweetering. Duh.
Love is in the air . . . Or maybe that's garlic bread. Same diff.
The recollection of my memory is not how I remember it, as I recall. (Practicing to be a politician.)
I speculate my spectacles will make a spectacle of themselves. Elton John is jealous.
I'm so hungry, I just walked by a scented candle and totally drooled. That sound you hear is my attempted "reverse drool."
I went out for Taco Tuesday, only to be told it's Wednesday. Nazis.
I went out specifically for Taco Tuesday, only to be told it's Wednesday.
I have discovered that I am a much better singer alone in my car than anywhere else. Including the shower, where I am awesome.
My iPhone 3Gs is so slow, I sometimes think it is going backwards.
New Airport Dilemma: To have The Junk stared at by an anonymous woman in some back room, or be felt up homosexually. (I'm thinking Amtrak.)
I'm a member of the National Sarcasm Society. Like that's a surprise.
RT @robinbloor: The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. ~ William Clayton #quote
Why didn't the media run with my tweet about me seeing an image of a grilled cheese sandwich in a portrait of the Virgin Mary? Losers.
I have got to change my wake up song to something other than "If You're Happy & You Know It, Clap Your Hands."
I thought "cloud computing" had to do with using your laptop on an airplane. That explains why my credit card maxed out checking email.
Breakfast? I'm thinking "Pringles." But we're out of papaya juice. I guess that's the end of my health kick.
I believe my writing skills are on a par with Jennifer Aniston's acting abilities. I wonder if she'll blurb my next novel.
RT @SmortReport: I'm at an age where the "Forgot Password?" link is becoming more and more useful.
I installed an IM, and then realized I don't have any friends.
When someone says they're not thinking straight, does that make them gay?
If you can get Athlete's Foot fungus from showers, I don't want to know where Jock Itch comes from.
I was thinking . . . And then realized it's Friday.
RT @Seagman -- Skin Deep (or why scars are good for you) -- http://secretagentman.squarespace.com/journal...
RT @Seagman -- Skin Deep (or why scars are good for you) -- http://secretagentman.squarespace.com/journal...
Too much writing information? -- http://cba-ramblings.blogspot.com/2010...
Too much writing information? -- http://cba-ramblings.blogspot.com/2010...
The Proper Query -- http://www.ericdalen.com/query-f...
The Proper Query -- http://www.ericdalen.com/query-f...
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