"The author reasons that ejaculation will stimulation adrenergic receptors in the refractory period immediately afterward, and stimulation of your adrenergic receptors will give you relief from your cold." (via BoingBoing) - Eric Kleptone
"$5500 is what it's going to cost me to have an attorney stick you with a $150,000 judgment for the next 20 years. We've consulted with two different firms. This was written with the intent to hurt our business and we will win, period...". What an absolute (alleged) cnut.... - Eric Kleptone
"By 9pm tonight, the contemporary art world will have changed irrevocably". Is it finally time to kill the fatted calf (and dunk it in formaldehyde)? Market says yes... - Eric Kleptone
"In a typical incident, someone would suddenly yell: "Thief! My genitals are gone!" Then a culprit would be identified, apprehended, and, often, killed." - Eric Kleptone
"In a typical incident, someone would suddenly yell: "Thief! My genitals are gone!" Then a culprit would be identified, apprehended, and, often, killed." - Eric Kleptone
"I’d rather be griddled by Satan’s most malicious minions for all f***ing eternity than spend it in the vaporous f***ing drivel generator that is Chris Martin’s head" - Eric Kleptone
"I’d rather be griddled by Satan’s most malicious minions for all f***ing eternity than spend it in the vaporous f***ing drivel generator that is Chris Martin’s head" - Eric Kleptone
