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Thursday AM subway platform slide guitarist, slide my blues away.
9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Share
HULK TIRED!!!!
10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Share
1 week, 2 all-nighters. Commitment: it's the kick in the nuts that we take for our customers.
17 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Share
The squeaky wheel gets the oil. And if he doesn't stop soon it's going to be boiling oil, poured from the top of a castle wall.
yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Share
Feels like someone worked me over with a pillowcase full of oranges. Old man Keane needs sleep!
Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Share
Feeling too old to spend a night at a desk.
Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Share
Feeling the need for opinions - http://ping.fm/9oxiK - propose and commit, bitches!
Monday from Twitter - Comment - Share
When god closes a door, it's because he needs a little privacy to do #2. If it's really stinky he'll open a window.
Monday from Twitter - Comment - Share
Back to the office for a little R&R...
Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Share
Praying the kids blew up all their fireworks last night.
Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Share
OH: They'll be wearing animal skins as pelts!
July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Yay everyone wants a MacBook Pro like me http://www.moonfruit.com/macbook... #moonfruit
July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Me: "If you *have* pink eye and *give* someone the stink eye, what is that called?" @johnsico: "The eyeball shocker."
July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Shan and Win away in MA, thunderstorms whipping Mystery Dogg into a frenzy, product release on Monday: 5th anniversary fail.
July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Every week should begin with sunrise in the surf.
June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Share
oops... mentioned RSS feeds, hashtags, @ replies, retweets, overheard, etc. ... poor mom, now we're lost down the rabbit hole.
June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Share
At home with mom, 'splainin this twitter thang. good post-op activity i guess.
June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Share
OH @sirmichael: Eh...supporting bad soccer teams is a CLM (Career Limiting Move).
June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Adobe Photoshop Tutorials - Learn Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator ... - http://www.adobetutorialz.com/
June 25 from delicious - Comment - Share
...and then Beat It dopplered past. If Weird Al follows on the next car stereo, it'll be a trifecta.
June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Billie Jean just dopplered past my open window, a fitting tribute.
June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Watch my boss dance until he gets bored, prolly the next few minutes: http://ping.fm/msk0C
June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Share
MBA stage of grief: "I have a hair migration opportunity!"
June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Is sending my heart to the Berkshires. http://ping.fm/u8xXs - those girls better be grateful!
June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Making a pre-op mix tape for my mom, looking for pump-up/fight songs - any suggestions? (She likes Gnarls Barley and Bob Seger.)
June 20 from Twitter - Comment - Share
just getting started...
June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Share
If evolutionary theory is no more plausible than gravitational theory, why don't all the doubters just float away?
June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Share
In an age of total warfare, do military brats become irregular brats, radical brats, or asymmetrical brats?
June 16 from Twitter - Comment - Share
en⋅trap⋅ment - noun. [...] 4. When your wife asks "Who would you rather marry, my mom or your mom?"
June 15 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Luck is like a broom: it works best when you push it a little bit.
June 15 from Twitter - Comment - Share
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