You are loved. - April Buchheit

It has to hit rock bottom before moving up again.. Man up.. - embee

It may feel like it, but you are not alone. - April Buchheit

Stop waiting. You will regret missing out on these days. - joey

Don't worry, you'll be out of here soon enough. - April Buchheit

If the job bothers you that much, go before it consumes you. - The Amber

You're screwed! =) - Beau Liening

It doesn't matter as much as you think it does. - Rochelle

Get out of the stock market on March 6th 2000 and stay out until the summer of 2009. Oh and visit your mother more. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

& Bet on that horse, not the other one. - The Amber

Don't feel tied down. RUN! - Anika

No, you won't die from AIDS before the age of 18. - April Buchheit

Take the red pill. - ɯɥøq sɐɯoɥʇ

None of these people will matter in your life, so just forget about them and do what you want to do. - Wizetux

I can't wait until you meet your kids. - Vicarbott

So you farted in class and everyone heard. Big deal! No, you won't die of embarassment. - April Buchheit

You think you're little sister's a terror? Wait 'til you meet your daughter. - April Buchheit

Weight Watchers lies. 5'8" @ 140lbs is not FAT. - Jennifer Dittrich

Dude, what on earth are you worried about? - Rob Schonberger

Those beautiful models in all those magazines are all fake. It's all a lie. - April Buchheit

Run! That bitch is crazy! Take the kid and disappear! - Rah-PM 2012

Don't inhale! - SAM

Don't go see the two sequels. Don't go after that one no matter how much history is there, bad idea. - The Amber

Wait 24 hours and chill before hitting send. - Jess

"The pain you feel is real you're not asleep but it's a nightmare/ But you can wake up anytime/ Oh don't lose your passion or the fighter that's inside of you/ You're the girl I used to be/ The pissed off complicated thirteen year old me" P!nk - April Buchheit

grow up - chaz2b

Your father won't live quite as long as you think. Enjoy your time with him while he's here. - Joel Webber

He is lying to you. Run now! - MiniMage, enterRUPPted

Take more risks. - Derrick

1. If your next door neighbor ever introduces you to a girl named "Ebony", do not talk to her. In fact, RUN! 2. Ask Randy to mentor you. 3. Don't kiss any girl named Theresa whose friends call her "Tree". 4. Sell the house in January. 5. When Mom says she feels "out of it", go see her. - ha3rvey (likes fritos)

Let go and be young. You'll have years of being an adult. - Just Katie

There's a difference between selfish and stupid. - FFing Enigma

I'd tell myself to stop being selfish about my time and take the job, college is still 4 months away. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

don't wait till you're 23 to start drinking in earnest - Nathan Rein

Don't worry, she'll come around...eventually. - Mark Krynsky

don't do that. - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

Stick to beer. - Michael McKean

go for it. if you don't you'll regret it. and you'll end up telling yourself over and over that you should have gone for it. like now! - MikeAmundsen

"'Boners Ahoy' is still just as hilarious in the future.' http://www.qwantz.com/archive... - Kevin Fox

Buy Qualcomm - j1m

buy apple stock - (jeff)isageek

Don't let them scare you, finish college and ignore them. - EricaJoy

That girl you had a crush on in fifth grade? She had a crush on you too. Go for it! Also, at your 10 year high school reunion, she'll be the absolute most smokin' hot girl in attendance. - Ken Gidley

Dont be afraid to be yourself. Try to live in a foreign country (outside of the US) if you can. Keep searching for a career you love and go for it. Don't stay with the same company for more than 15 years. Don't be afraid to start your own business. Pay attention to the warning signs, especially if she lies to you early and often. be aggressive and lean in with that girl. - Amani

Its okay, you'll get over Dad's death, but you'll always miss him. - Victor Panlilio

The winning lottery numbers for tomorrow are.... - Tony Miller

"Go over to her and tell her how you feel about her. You really don't want to spend the rest of your life wondering." - Steven Perez

You can't fight fate. Just go with the flow. - Victor Ganata

Sell SUNW in 1999. - DGentry

As you get older, it only gets harder. Get it under control now. - Yolanda

No short cuts in life so make sure you get the fundamentals right. - Vishy Kuruganti

'Logically, for us to be having this conversation, you are guaranteed to live at least as long as our age difference, so yeah no worries there.' - Ryan Dadey

Be more profligate with love and more measured with the word "love." Also, be more gentle with yourself. And, you don't need to fight so hard: you're stronger than you think you are. - Daniel Dulitz

Your Guitar skills are going to become so killer - don't sweat the petty stuff, that and you'll get your Ibanez. - Brent - Yes I am

You are just here to experience. You will learn as you go. Try not to hold on too tight. This too shall pass. I love you. - Nakachi

Stay in school. - Kate Schmidt

Don't listen to your frigging semi insane High school counsler - Auto Techs die off next year. - Brent - Yes I am

drop the baggage and move forward - Trish Haley

Start earlier. You are not going to end up playing competitive ice hockey forever. Focus on business instead. - Patricia

Learn to drive a car now, you won't have time in the next 9 years. Have a girlfriend too inside all that weed smoke in college. It will motivate you to do faster in status, financial and in life. And finish college, please do in computing, you'll regret missing those courses. - Zu from AOD

Lessee... "She's not worth it. Give up." "She likes you. Grow a pair and go for it." "Quit turning every fucking thing into a competition." "Big whoop, you're ten pounds overweight... enjoy it while it lasts." "It's big enough. Trust me." "Find someone who knows what Paxil is and make them give you a prescription." - Roger Benningfield

you're more than probably dead-on right, and unless you want to see everything unravel, you have to figure out a smarter way to convince *some* adult that you need to get OUT of this place. - edythe

i.e., yes, it most definitely does matter as much as you think it does. - edythe

You won't die by the age of 25 like you think you will, but live like you will. Scared of life is no way to live. - Shawna Benson

1) It doesn't matter how good you are or become, you'll always be "paying your dues". Yes, I know that's depressing as hell, but that's how it is. 2) Realize this now - there are more stupid people in the world than smart. The sooner you figure out that we are all screwed because of this fact, the better. 3) Work is not life and will never be even if you enjoy your job. Figure out how to be comfortable with less money than your peers...then take advantage of your free time to do what you love. 4) Start therapy now, don't wait. - Ryan Kaisoglus

You are going to do great, travel the world, visit over 100 countries, meet great people, and end up marrying the coolest girl in the world - its worth it to hang in there. - Dan owns Comicsforge.com

See a doctor, embrace your passions, predict these earthquakes and prevent 9-11 for the greater good. - Charles Ying

Nice ass. - SteVe C

live in the now. play more, work less. drink more. worry less. - tim

Your careful thoughts will be drowned out by people who speak sooner and louder than you. Learn to speak sooner and louder. - Bruce Lewis from fftogo

Learn not to procrastinate. - The original Kevin

One day, one of those people who are always telling you they "don't want to hear it" will be wanting to hear something from you often. Translation? This means your opinion actually matters. Don't be afraid to give it and go places. Oh, and you might want to warn them that they probably want to practice listening now, so that the communication thing gets to be a habit. - MiniMage, enterRUPPted

Think you're overwhelmed now? Wait until you've had kids. - April Buchheit

If I told my younger self that last one, I'd never have had kids... - Stephen Mack

Philipp, it's 1993, forget about finishing school, go register .com domains. - Philipp Lenssen

Never, never settle. - Susan Gardner