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Woke up this morning and looked like a walrus. Then I was all "ah! hair straightener!". Now I look like a walrus with straight hair.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@enneff Do you have an excess of rotten fruit? Do you want more? Maybe you could get one and go to Giant iMacs Anonymous to make it ok.

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@enneff They cause you to act smug and gitty to those who don't own one. Leading to rotten fruit being thrown at you.

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@mygenaccount As much as I'd like to, Im not sure Im the right person to be asking help from. Pretty sure you've got the wrong account.

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I CAN HAZ BANGS? http://yfrog.com/0nrmcuj

October 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apparently my body is having a fire sale this evening... "Everything must go!!"

October 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Drinking the booze gives me terrible ear wax.

October 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I dare you to find someone that goes through blister bandaids like I do.

October 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I really hate these underpants.

October 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

October 16 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

Full of dumplings... I wonder if i'll do 300 tiny poos in an hours time...

October 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

October 14 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

So, who else counts the aquireing of gravel rash up one side & multiple deep cuts as part of an awesome weekend?

October 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've been asked lot's of technical questions today. I have responded every time with "Magic!"

October 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

want to puke.

October 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jamesyencken Yes. More Kitteh photos plz.

October 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

To quote Dan Hicks, 'I've got a capo on my brain'. #daylightsavings

October 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@degraaf OH HAI!

September 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Holy Green Moon Cheese! India found water on the moon! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol...

September 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jonathonbellew I always wanted to tweet that, but never had the courage...

September 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's an odd sensation to be pestered by a banner ad that you designed.

September 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@monsieurmorris YOU GOT ANOTHER PUPPY? Are you cah-ra-zee? Your back garden will never have hose again!

September 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just got done playing Beatles rockband with the family. Anyone peeking through our windows would have presumed it was a tv ad.

September 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today the clients are supremely stupid and the water tastes of caramel.

September 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Launched two sites this week, both green. http://www.moneyhelp.org.au/ http://www.breedersales.com/

September 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Spotted on Brunswick St: One very small black g-strong. Soiled. No I did not pick it up.

September 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This morning was brought to you by Eye Crust, Server Failure, the amazing miniature Irish dancing troupe in my back, and the letter 'POO'.

September 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What is up with you strange creatures who queue for escalators? What's wrong with your legs?

September 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jmac I gots me a mini mac of ebay for my media pleasures. It struggles with the HD stuff sometimes (is old) but is otherwise the awesome.

September 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If anyone has lost a large troupe of miniature stiletto wearing Irish dancers. You'll find them on my neck and shoulders.

September 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share