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Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Am I ashamed that my dress matches my iPhone case? Not. At. All.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Halp, been kidnapped by connex. Stuck at McKinnon rail crossing. Please send men with can openers.

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Far out, had climb off the train onto the tracks!

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Waiting for a train at mckinnon, they have suspended the trains till all the passengers are off the tracks

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This evening smells like fish and chips and sounds like piano lessons.

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is one of the side effects from eating a banana chest pains? Do bananas even have side effects? I may have a problem.

November 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Certain distances really freak me out.

November 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@benisagoodboy if you're eating your iPhone, you're doing it wrong.

November 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jumping into my pool fully clothed straight after my run was one of today's finer moments.

November 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Woke up this morning and looked like a walrus. Then I was all "ah! hair straightener!". Now I look like a walrus with straight hair.

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@enneff Do you have an excess of rotten fruit? Do you want more? Maybe you could get one and go to Giant iMacs Anonymous to make it ok.

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@enneff They cause you to act smug and gitty to those who don't own one. Leading to rotten fruit being thrown at you.

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@mygenaccount As much as I'd like to, Im not sure Im the right person to be asking help from. Pretty sure you've got the wrong account.

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I CAN HAZ BANGS? http://yfrog.com/0nrmcuj

October 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apparently my body is having a fire sale this evening... "Everything must go!!"

October 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Drinking the booze gives me terrible ear wax.

October 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I dare you to find someone that goes through blister bandaids like I do.

October 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I really hate these underpants.

October 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

October 16 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

Full of dumplings... I wonder if i'll do 300 tiny poos in an hours time...

October 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

October 14 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

So, who else counts the aquireing of gravel rash up one side & multiple deep cuts as part of an awesome weekend?

October 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've been asked lot's of technical questions today. I have responded every time with "Magic!"

October 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

want to puke.

October 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jamesyencken Yes. More Kitteh photos plz.

October 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

To quote Dan Hicks, 'I've got a capo on my brain'. #daylightsavings

October 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@degraaf OH HAI!

September 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Holy Green Moon Cheese! India found water on the moon! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol...

September 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jonathonbellew I always wanted to tweet that, but never had the courage...

September 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share