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Woke up this morning and looked like a walrus. Then I was all "ah! hair straightener!". Now I look like a walrus with straight hair.
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enneff
Do you have an excess of rotten fruit? Do you want more? Maybe you could get one and go to Giant iMacs Anonymous to make it ok.
November 1
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enneff
They cause you to act smug and gitty to those who don't own one. Leading to rotten fruit being thrown at you.
November 1
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As much as I'd like to, Im not sure Im the right person to be asking help from. Pretty sure you've got the wrong account.
November 1
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I CAN HAZ BANGS?
http://yfrog.com/0nrmcuj
October 28
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Apparently my body is having a fire sale this evening... "Everything must go!!"
October 26
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Drinking the booze gives me terrible ear wax.
October 25
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I dare you to find someone that goes through blister bandaids like I do.
October 25
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I really hate these underpants.
October 18
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October 16
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Full of dumplings... I wonder if i'll do 300 tiny poos in an hours time...
October 15
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October 14
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So, who else counts the aquireing of gravel rash up one side & multiple deep cuts as part of an awesome weekend?
October 11
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I've been asked lot's of technical questions today. I have responded every time with "Magic!"
October 6
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want to puke.
October 6
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Yes. More Kitteh photos plz.
October 4
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To quote Dan Hicks, 'I've got a capo on my brain'.
#daylightsavings
October 4
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OH HAI!
September 28
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Holy Green Moon Cheese! India found water on the moon!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol...
September 23
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jonathonbellew
I always wanted to tweet that, but never had the courage...
September 23
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It's an odd sensation to be pestered by a banner ad that you designed.
September 22
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YOU GOT ANOTHER PUPPY? Are you cah-ra-zee? Your back garden will never have hose again!
September 21
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Just got done playing Beatles rockband with the family. Anyone peeking through our windows would have presumed it was a tv ad.
September 21
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Today the clients are supremely stupid and the water tastes of caramel.
September 21
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Launched two sites this week, both green.
http://www.moneyhelp.org.au/
http://www.breedersales.com/
September 17
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Spotted on Brunswick St: One very small black g-strong. Soiled. No I did not pick it up.
September 17
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This morning was brought to you by Eye Crust, Server Failure, the amazing miniature Irish dancing troupe in my back, and the letter 'POO'.
September 16
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What is up with you strange creatures who queue for escalators? What's wrong with your legs?
September 15
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jmac
I gots me a mini mac of ebay for my media pleasures. It struggles with the HD stuff sometimes (is old) but is otherwise the awesome.
September 15
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If anyone has lost a large troupe of miniature stiletto wearing Irish dancers. You'll find them on my neck and shoulders.
September 14
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Best of week from Tess
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