Evan Prodromou

"She takes Gendry, not Renly." - Evan Prodromou

"House Hippygirl of Maui." - Evan Prodromou

"It could also be that he's making Cersei look like an idiot. Theoretically, the Baratheon family seat is now at King's Landing. It's the Baratheon home where the heir to the Baratheon line sits the Iron Throne. Giving away a bunch of good ol' Baratheon tapestries kind of puts the lie to that illusion. "Oh, we don't care about Baratheon stuff around here, take all you want! We're Lannisters." "Wait... even the kids?" "Yeah, even the... WHOOOPS!"" - Evan Prodromou

"Maybe one of the tapestries depicts Lancel and Tyrek pouring strongwine into the King's wineskin. *BUSTED*" - Evan Prodromou

"Is that a dolphin?" - Evan Prodromou

"Wait, no: there's Iggo, too. So fattest out of 2 Dothraki." - Evan Prodromou

"Maybe Zollo is just the fattest of a sample set of 1." - Evan Prodromou

"YEAH" - Evan Prodromou

"Could the spoiler policy be "ALL SPOILERS ALL THE TIME"? I'm really sick of having to repost stuff on /r/asoiaf because I didn't do the right incantation exactly the right way." - Evan Prodromou

"Or dragon fire. I mean, DUH." - Evan Prodromou

"You are not only helpful but also a thoughtful and generous bot. WTG, u/LinkFixerBot!" - Evan Prodromou

"Technically more of an Essosi problem." - Evan Prodromou

"So short-sighted! There are other treatments, such as amputation, dreamwine, waiting and seeing, and... No, that's all. But *still*." - Evan Prodromou

"What are you, a Greyjoy?" - Evan Prodromou

"Wouldn't Cersei have eaten him?" - Evan Prodromou

"When a big part of your plot is that your dreaming characters turn into wolves who eat people, I'd go with "yes"." - Evan Prodromou

"After Jaime lost his right hand, he *needs* someone to give him a "happy ending"." - Evan Prodromou

"Also, we don't have Google in Westeros. :(" - Evan Prodromou

"Graceful woodland elves, with ancient wisdom, who just happen to create murderous ice zombies and kill every human they meet." - Evan Prodromou

"Why? He has like 4 lines before he disappears." - Evan Prodromou

"Here's mine: http://www.reddit.com/r..." - Evan Prodromou

"I cannot tell you how relieved I am that someone *finally* has a theory about Benjen Stark in /r/asoiaf." - Evan Prodromou

"That's pretty good! It doesn't answer the origin question, but it does suggest that pyromancers came before and created The Substance." - Evan Prodromou

"/u/evanp executes mail attachment DIDSHEREALLY.PIF -> virus I think you're onto something." - Evan Prodromou