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when #tigerwoods decided that he would be crazy, he figured he needed to be the best at it. yay to competitive spirit!

Tom whats weird is when you see a short girl in a pic with other girls who are even shorter, so that the short girl looks tall. it's jarring.

@eschmidt0 there are TONS of tweets welcoming you. in all different languages too! now you have to post some good stuff.

who should i be following on twitter?

Tom move over, Laughing Cow Cheese! i'm going with Happy Cow Cheese.

@dorafang welcome home!

Tom tiger tiger tiger tiger tiger.

NBC sold for $30B... CBS market cap less than $9B. what is the message there?

disdain

"I used to drink Hennessy ... at halftime," Artest says. -- he's my homeboy!

awesome! -- RT @dannyman: Afghanistan sez: OH HAI CAN HAS MORE TR00PZ 2 F1T3 T4LIB4NZ PLZZ!! K THX C U 2011 BYEE!!

@chazzy wow, you're on brizzly too. i bet you do it because you like the little bear face.

kiki called isiah and asked "what should i do?" isiah said, "do what i did." smells like a recipe for disaster to me!

Tom dear facebook, i hate your stupid "suggestions."

@cc660 you're so desperate for attention.

@htsh where is kentaro??????

@MattWang97 sit tight! i'm sending my attorney immediately! i'm sure the po po were just racial profiling @htsh. scumbags.

hey #stuy reunion, wish i could be there! but in shanghai at the moment. hope to live vicariously thru some pics!

@MattWang97 so long as you're the one giving the wang and not receiving it... it's probably ok.

RT @htsh: off to NY to meet with @mattwang97 and @snouri -- NYPD please take note!

@xtiantweets stevie williams is a thug. that guy should not be allowed to step on american soil.

@aileen826 did you go to T8 in xintiandi? its one of my favs. i was at latina the other night. couldnt move for 1.5 days. too full!!!

@aileen826 what was your favorite place to eat in shanghai?

i was too full to go to class. kthxbai!

Tom happy thanksgiving, y'all!

Tom the next time i post, i should be at least 5 pounds heavier.

@htsh bertrand russell is an obnoxious douche though

@aileen826 are you in korea for work, vacation, or both?

Tom hows this for economic stimulus: lets take some of that stimulus money and fund in-n-out burger expansion to the east coast. we need universal in-n-out burger coverage in this country! nom nom nom nom.