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Earl

Earl

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#JDALEXANDER would like his name on your WTF diploma
Don Cornelius, #Whitney,....Please God dont take Bootsy
RT @realJoeMurray: The #nvcaucus is a disaster. The @nvgop chair has resigned. Bugsy Siegel exhumed to replace her.
pinch btwn large and small bone. twist small bone 90degrees and discard, put the remainder in your mouth and pull the bone out #superbowl
RT @TheEdutainer: "@ComplexMag: Last Night the New England Patriots Cut the Player Who Got the Team Logo Shaved In His Head http://www.complex.com/sports..." #SuperBowl
RT @P0TUS: Dear World: America is closed today. Please call back tomorrow. #SuperBowl
RT @BorowitzReport: The #SuperBowl is like American politics: millionaires hitting each other to make 100 yards of progress. #USA
GHD I've got you babe
RT @BorowitzReport: The GOP race is between a man who wants a colony on the moon and one who thinks God will give him his own planet.
RT @jaketapper: one of my tweeps suggests "hired Ted McGinley" as an alternative to Jump the Shark, but i feel that may be a tad unfair.
Lakeland has no hill, not very shiny says #Newt in deciding to pass on rally appearance.
RT @Paula_Dockery: Thank you “@FL10thAmendment: @Paula_Dockery Great segment on WFLA re prison privatization....you rocked it!”
Breaking News: DB Cooper comes out of hiding to denounce Republican field.
Cain asks #Newt for cabinet position or Moon governor if there's chics
Donald Trump is for public transportation. In themeparks.
RT @VodkaPundit: It's comforting to know that devotion to his unwatchable reality show is the only thing stopping Trump from becoming President.
Jeb is surveying the #FLprimary from the railing of the Skyway Bridge
Cain endorses #Newt, You lie and I'll swear to it.
RT @BorowitzReport: If we legalized marijuana, everything Ron Paul says would suddenly seem to make sense. #FLPrimary
#FLprimary, Jeb meets with Trump, the pizza is cold.
#romney loyalists in Sarasota wait for twenty minutes for speech from full size ad in local mall.
RT @randiradio: Can FL vote for a scary rightwing extremist with a history of terrible ethics problems? Four words: “Florida Governor Rick Scott” #newt
RT @RobLowe: Look, as you know, I like space and all but a MOON COLONY?! That's a national priority? Now? #Newt? #Knope!
Romney asked for the price of a gallon of milk, says he'll release it next week.
Palin coming to #FLprimary for Newt speech, only makes it to Portland.
RT @BorowitzReport: Palin is supporting Gingrich. Weird, when you consider he's called for English to be our official language. #FLPrimary
all your base are belong to us # FLprimary
Gov Rick and Sen Rubio are fishing in the Bermuda Triangle this week I guess....
RT @stevebeste: .@Heather_Poole Costa Cruise Line should make an offer for the Prayer Cards that Alaska Airlines is removing.
did you special.d your childhood in a Boston sports bar?
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