Fails

And you say I can reduce the costs of commuting and the stress of travelling to work every day with this carpool? - Mark H

Some sonofa has stolen my car... - Ian May

To help spur up auto sales, we're proud to present a new SUV -- Submersible Utility Vehicle! - imabonehead from Android

Live look in at David Blaine's new "stunt". - DJ Stevie Steve

"yes we do clean the inside as well if you want sir" - eric

Our newest in personal comfort technology, this upgraded minivan has a water-cooled cabin space. No more freezing cold air blowing on your face after a hot soccer game, just dive in & drive in total relaxation. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

ooops! - Chris Myles

spell checking is a big use of google, but obviously this chart is exaggerating for comedic effect - Chris Heath

I don't use Google to find porn or for spell checking - LANjackal

I use Google most times as launchpad for big complicated URLs or to search in Wikipedia if I really search for usefull Information. And only as needed for spell checking. Never understood how is searching for Porn on Google. I belive it is a myth. - JoeD

I do use Google For Spell Check and finding info. But the others not so much. - TheHenry

@TheHenry: You do more often check how a word is spelled than searching for something?? - JoeD

So... this shirt is actually an oxymoron, then. (Made worse by virtue of actually WEARING the shirt!) - Mark J Colonel Colonic

how to make love (html) - TrafficBug

me too ! - siniradam

on this topic check out 'how to make love to adrian colesbury' - search for it - the videos were funny - TrafficBug

ahahahahhaha :) - Aykut Önen

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! HA! - anthony miller

Can I have?? - Lee from iPod

I don't know where to get one Lee, otherwise I would too! :) - TheHenry

I found something like it... http://www.kleargear.com/7082... - Lee

I cannot believe it. - Ashish

That would suck and be gross to find that. - TheHenry

Not the first creature to have died on a computer logic board. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... - Hiro Asari

I've seen a dead rat in a computer which owner ironically uses "ratpoison" the WM I use too ;-) http://www.nongnu.org/ratpois... - directeur

glad I don't work in IT department anymore..... - Stephanie Segel

http://friendfeed.com/interwe... - TheHenry

what the hell???? - Stephanie Segel

nightmare? - mikepk

(comedy drum hit) - mikepk

WHAAAAAAAAAAGH! like an animated gif all in one frame. - Josh Haley from iPhone

OMGGAH!!! - FFing Enigma

nightMARE <cough> - mikepk

It's an optical illusion, if you look hard enough it turns into Sarah Jessica Parker - Will Higgins™

oh SNAP! - Josh Haley from iPhone

Would look much more realistic if he took a bite out of the apple ;-) - Mac64

macbook...you're doing it wrong.... - Stephanie Segel

I agree Jimminy! This is an EPIC WIN! :0 - TheHenry

yeah this is epic win! cool. - Ninoo

The envy of other toddlers - and geeks. - Jemm

EPIC WIN! - Amy

SO MUCH WIN - Johnny

I know some Star Wars uberfans who would have wanted one of these... - Dennis Jernberg

Definitely a WIN as long as it doesn't encourage the baby to grow up on the Dark Side. - John (bird whisperer)

Looks like this is definitely a WIN! - TheHenry

EPIC WIN! - Interwebz 91