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Psst... I'm over here: http://truthinheadlines.tumblr.com/
I'm glad @MarthaCoakley lost her election she was kind of a bitch. Next time don't back the wrong horse in the primary http://hillbuzz.org/2009...
MEGHAN WOULD YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED SWEATER MELONS OFF THE INTERTUBES ALREADY?? Jesus Christ in a backfiring Pinto. You're KILLING ME here.
Hey, you know I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews, right? So what the hell are you still doing here?
@nshttpd that is fucking awesome, I totally should have sold a @fakeillinoissenateseat
May sell myself @fakebarackobama if it's twitter kosher - DM me if interested.
ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS! Since the election's over, Fake John McCain is done. To get the funny, follow my new project: @RedWhiteAndNews!
I am honored and humbled by all your votes for the Shorty Award. THANK YOU!
@kevinhendricks Because you can always unfollow me if you've already heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews and don't care?
Oh, and if the Shorty Awards nom has you nostalgic for FJM, remember you can get fresh tweets from me every day @RedWhiteAndNews !
My friends, FakeJohnMcCain NEEDS YOUR VOTE in the 2008 Shorty Awards: http://shortyawards.com/user... Help me out, losing TWO elections would REALLY suck.
Weepy journos tracking their extinction at @TheMediaIsDying. I would have suggested @TheLiberalMediaElitesAreDying but that may be too long.
Psst -- if you're waiting for me to bring the funny, you're in the wrong place! Join me at my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews.
@squeakypants: Come on now, I only remind people once a day at most. FJM is done, so if you don't want reminders, feel free to unfollow...
Missing Fake John McCain? Follow me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews!
Did you know that Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well then, get your lazy liberal ass in gear and head over there!
Something to be thankful for: FJM is still going strong! He's just moved to @RedWhiteAndNews. Stop by and say hi!
Hey! Why haven't you followed me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews yet? You're missing out on all the fun!
Missing FJM? Life empty, hollow? Find meaning by following me to my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews!
@TinaDupuy Haven't you heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews?
DID YOU KNOW Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well I guess your liberal media isn't all that after all, is it???
@Bryan_Bagwell: Consider the guy I'm looking for pics of.
If you're still here, what are you waiting for? Check out Fake John McCain 2.0 @RedWhiteAndNews.
In case you were too lazy to read the link I tweeted this morning: Fake John McCain lives on at @RedWhiteAndNews. See you there!
THE FUTURE OF FAKE JOHN MCCAIN (FINALLY) REVEALED: http://is.gd/7l2M
and we'll see what mettle I am made of. Are the skills to campaign so divorced from the skills to govern? If they indeed are, I shall return
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