Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
- Fake Elmo
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
- Fake Elmo
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants Because the pheasant plucker's late.
- Fake Elmo
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, Just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
- Fake Elmo
Not heard some of these before - ideal for refined company such as a visit from an elderly aunt or if the vicar pops over for a cup of tea :)
- WorldofHiglet