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Fake Elmo

Fake Elmo

Don't take life seriously. I don't take you seriously. I am not Elmo.
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@sternshow can you get a list of the sponsers that are giving Letterman issues for us to publish so we can boycott those sponsers?
Tounge Twister Thursday:
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass. - Fake Elmo
My dame hath a lame tame crane, My dame hath a crane that is lame. - Fake Elmo
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks. - Fake Elmo
Three free throws. - Fake Elmo
Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. - Fake Elmo
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. - Fake Elmo
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants Because the pheasant plucker's late. - Fake Elmo
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, Just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. - Fake Elmo
Not heard some of these before - ideal for refined company such as a visit from an elderly aunt or if the vicar pops over for a cup of tea :) - WorldofHiglet
Donuts sound good right now.
@tinypants Who needs kids anyhow? They are just a bunch of pains in the ass!
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