Fiona Henderson

“@pixel8ted eradicating the pests in the most humane way possible. I'm getting native frogs back in the garden with all this toad eradication”

“OK! Now off to bed! Night all! Sweet dreams etc!”

“Getting ready for Body Balance. Think an hour of sleep may be more beneficial however!”

“Why is the world full of dumb people? Or why do they have to work with me?”

“No! The election banner is back. Prats. And in other news- morning it is in Cairns.”

“Night all. I'm off to hit the sack. Hope it doesn't hit back...”

“@TurnbullMalcolm Send mine to PO Box 809...”

“@stilgherrian #DamnYouCreditCrunch for twats like that!”

“@mspecht How can there be conversation when he follows no one! We shall see!”

“It's cheaper to drink coke than sniff petrol. #DamnyouCreditCrunch”

“My laundry won't hang itself out. #DamnyouCreditCrunch”

“Morning all. When did we lose the 'nudge' button? Suppose it i superfluous when there is no SMS from twitter, but still...”

“@zuzu And leaving your garden :(”

“Night all!”

“@NathanaelB @tmd911 I would never ever spend that much on Xmas presents anyway, but can see myself selling lots of plasmas/LCDs/macbooks! :)”

“@tdm911 Yeah... Thanks for funding it :-)”

“Help! Colleagues thought I had 3 weeks off for a honeymoon! Gotta love gossip!”

“Can someone please teach me to say no? First shift back at work has turned onto an all dayer.”

“doing the eBay thing before heading to bed. Night all!”

“@trib thanks.”

“If a Victorian minister had stepped aside for the investigation of rumours, does anyone have any idea what the alleged rumours might be? :-)”

“@Maab very very very tempting!”

“Off to do the school run thing. Anyone know if anyone has Bombay Sapphire on sale this week?”

“@aeoth yep. They could not organise a f*ck in a brothel with a fist full of 50s. It's the inconsistencies that make them total f*cktards.”

“@griffmiester I have a blog post coming on the matter, you will see!”

“Well today is my last day of leave. Am I going to spend it wisely? Well lunch with MIML™ is a start!”

“@bobcatholic I know! I see her emails :)”

“Trying to work out which iPhone alarm tone is least offensive for tomorrow morning.”

“@stilgherrian What the whole $5?”

“It's too early... But I am taking a Breastfeeding Education Class this morning.”

“@stilgherrian I thought we agreed the other night high class hookers were the same price as shrinks- $280/hr!”

“OK! Better late than never... of to bed go I!”

“Off to a friend's 30th- barefoot bowling. Ceiling Cat help us!”

“@stephenfry Safe travels! Look forward to hearing of the progress.”

“Can has purple toe and fingernails. They match the hair or something!”

“Morning. My mental health is better this morning after a great chat with MIMl™ last night. Meeting him at the gym soon for some punishment!!”

“@rosshill Mr popular!”

“@itsross sounds good! Will look out for it.”