Because when they're not busy being undecided, they're too busy playing WoW to follow politics, exercise, or even get up to pee in something other then empty Mountain Dew 2-liter bottles.
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Rob: Obama not only performed well, McCain performed terribly. McCain on every possible measure fucked his electability into a cocked hat. This election is over. Obama FTW.