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RT @inthefade: One of the best shooters in the world was killed by gunfire. Tell me again how being armed is the best defense to being shot.

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @MrBigFists: Drescher's Law: the more annoying the voice, the louder a woman talks on the phone.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @MeetingBoy: "This meeting will only take 5 minutes and there'll be a unicorn." One of those claims is laughably outrageous, and the other is a unicorn.

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you're thinking of participating in Startup Weekend Saratoga, early bird reg ends midnight tomorrow. http://swsaratoga0313.eventbrite.com

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"This play Glengarry Glen Campbell is terrible." - @johnmoe

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"My wife is coming down with a cold and if I leave now I can make the border by midnight." - @wood

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats." - @Richard_C_Hale

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#LyricsWeAllKnow Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Listed myself under #writer #programmer interests on http://wefollow.com/fitzpat...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @tvrb: Ruby on Rails training.: Enable Labs is pleased to announce that we are offering a free Ruby on Rails training ... http://groups.google.com/group...

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JSchabl: Thats weird. The bidet at this gym looks exactly like a water fountain.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Enable Labs offering free Ruby on Rails training in February http://t.co/uxAqtt8V

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Richard_C_Hale: "My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats."

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There's always room for limoncello.

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @enablelabs: @enablelabs: Interested in learning the basics of #RubyOnRails? We're offering a 4 week class starting on 2/5 #Ruby http://www.enablelabs.com/courses...

January 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @RexHuppke: Not to panic any Star Wars fans, but the "J.J." in J.J. Abrams stands for "Jar Jar."

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @sharonopolis: RT @TimHarford: xkcd answers - How long could you safely swim around in a spent nuclear fuel pool? Brilliant. http://what-if.xkcd.com/29...

January 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

WTF? RT @wood Look, I’m no whole foods hippie but individually wrapped potatoes? Really? http://twitter.yfrog.com/h0x7nvm...

January 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Told someone where to get a prescription filled for free. They said "I don't care about that, I've got Medicaid." Arrgh!

January 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Best twitter troll I've seen -> RT @Andy_Richter That Hobbit movie looks like a total rip-off of the Lord of the Rings! Total B.S.!

November 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ScottLinnen: Speaking of Powerball, wonder what Lance is up to?

November 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Brianhopecomedy: I hope I don't screw up Thanksgiving this year.

November 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

LIes, Damned Lies, and Fox News: http://www.businessinsider.com/fox-new...

November 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @badbanana: I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women.

November 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @petersagal: Oh, man. http://twitter.com/petersa...

November 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @inthefade: Standing in line outside my house to take advantage of early Cyber Monday sales.

November 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ScottLinnen: Our Thanksgivings start out quintessential Norman Rockwell and wind up crime-scene Jackson Pollock.

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @KenJennings: If you like people around you who never EVER leave, but wish they weren't reliable or competent in any way, "having kids" might be for you!