John Fitzpatrick - FriendFeed

Here's hoping for no wardrobe malfunctions tomorrow.

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I can almost hear the Barry White music. RT @vfrride: And this my friends is how iMacs are made... http://twitter.com/vfrride...

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Freakdad: How can a game called FINAL fantasy have sequels?

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @MrBigFists: Your mother is so easy a caveman could do her.

January 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Politics is like driving a car. D takes you forward, R takes you backward.

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @wood: Someone needs to figure out how to burn dumb because we'll never run out of that shit.

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @inthefade: This is the best thing you will see today (and if SOPA passes it would vanish) http://vimeo.com/35055590

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @wood: Narcissism means there are two kinds of people: me and not me.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @badbanana: Just read a bunch of your SOPA jokes and now I'm in favor of Internet censorship.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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RT @badbanana: Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @texburgher: Every last Senator who's received ≥$100K in campaign contributions from the entertainment industry supports PIPA. http://projects.propublica.org/sopa... Huh.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Them: Our vegetable of the day is Chicken Salad. Me: O.o

January 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Rick Santorum is a Jesus candidate, all right. As in "Jesus, what the hell is wrong with this guy?!?"

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JimGaffigan: You may have seen this but this is just brilliant. @Lin_Manuel http://www.youtube.com/das_cap...

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Words don't do it justice: http://t.co/wGzt3ljz

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just switched to gmail's "new look". I think I just threw up in my mouth.

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Well, I seem to have timed the flu perfectly. 'Twas nice knowing you weekend while you lasted.

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ElKatook: How crazy is it that, 19 yrs after they debuted on the network, Beavis & Butthead are both smarter than any real person on MTVs other shows?

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @badbanana: My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

404 Not Found - http://feeds.delicious.com/v2...

September 24 from delicious - Comment - Like - Share

Is it still possible to hike the Appalachian Trail with all the storm damage? #irene518 #518irene

August 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

LOL! Seriously? RT @dgazette Need to boil water? The basics here: http://t.co/PaO12PL

August 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AngelaHelga: Pediatricians are saying that boxing isn't safe for children, but how else are you supposed to ship them?

August 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's all fun and games 'til the river floods your favorite restaurant. Reopen soon Dinosaur BBQ.

August 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

snarcheology - Making sarcastic comments while sorting through historical artifacts.

July 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do they make rotary cell phones? There should totally be an app for that.

June 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you are trying to code on a budget, consider "wouldn't it be cool if ..." a red flag.

June 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Been reading about the features in OS X Lion. I sure hope pointing my middle finger at the iSight camera counts as a "gesture".