Fleagle

"Ok. I get it. I really do. His name is Nutt. He was fired...no, he was SACKED. Nutt. Sacked. Let's all be on the lookout for other prominent folks who have funny male or female genitalia-based names. Perhaps there's, say, a Mr. Schlong, who...oh I dunno, got 'yanked'... Or maybe a Mrs. Vagina, who was identified as an informant (i.e., she was 'fingered')." - Fleagle

"As long as she's not as big a douche as Joe, I'm all for it." - Fleagle

"No thanks. I prefer broccoli." - Fleagle

"They don't. It's a third party blocker that blocks based on meta data so usually it's completely random." - Fleagle

"I really wish I didn't think this was funny." - Fleagle

"Do these things come in threes like celebrity deaths?" - Fleagle

"Andy Kaufman?" - Fleagle

"When referencing AC/DC, always reference Bon Scott era AC/DC. That's the AC/DC that everyone can agree on for rock-ness." - Fleagle

"Fantastic. My company blocks Funny or Die but not YouTube." - Fleagle

"Everyone knows that THIS is the best nerd version of Daisy Bell EVER!!! http://video.yahoo.com/watch... I never knew until now why they actually chose that song." - Fleagle

"That add on made my browser go wonky." - Fleagle

"Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers." - Fleagle

"Ironically, the show will be cancelled by 2010." - Fleagle

Literally anything with caffeine in if it's early in the morning - black and with a ton of sugar. Post-wake up, bog-standard latte or black coffee (again sweet) does me. If I'm feeling flush there'll be caramel involved. - Amy

My style is just to save money, but honestly if I had my true daily choice, it would probably be the old standard--Starbucks Grande Soy Latte. - Fleagle

"My gaydar was off the charts when I read that article. I think it may have broke actually." - Fleagle

Sorry to anyone who actually owns those shoes but...they look ridiculous. And sorry, sports jackets...NO. I'll give them the 'polished top coat' though, they make some guys look gooooood - Amy

Mmmm...toasted cheese... - Amy

"And? It's Windows." - Fleagle

""Is our children learning?"" - Fleagle

"No, that's what the wealthy get--a hot robot wife who doesn't talk back. We, on the other hand (that is--those of us who survive) will be slaves." - Fleagle

"That's the plan. They get the bailout money, the vaccine, your house, and eventually...the WORLD!!! We'll all be sold like property as indentured servants." - Fleagle

"That's odd. I just posted a comment elsewhere about how I used to deliver pizza's to this base in high school." - Fleagle