"Behold the bureaucratically named yet seductively styled Givenchy 593933, a lace-and-leather contrivance with the power to transform shy damsels into stuff-struttin' vixens. First, however, they must avoid gagging on the Zappos copy: Bewildering wild beauty! Grasp the reigns of gorgeousness and masterfully maneuver through the macabre with the romantic secrets of this beautifully bewitching sandal by Givenchy™! Even at the marked-down price of $546.75, I expected better from the formidable House of Givenchy."
- Jason Toney
from Bookmarklet
I like the bottom portion of the shoe. The top is a bit too much. But then I'm not a fan of shoes that guarantee I'll be a struttin' vixen. They usually look like I won't be able to strut, much less vixen-like.
- pea
Ha. She's not hating on the shoes. She's hating on the copy used to sell the shoe :-)
- Jason Toney
No, I know she's not hating on the shoe, but I kind of am. :D ... Also, I have a Peterman catalogue still. It makes for awesome reading, especially when people realize it was a real thing and not just a Seinfeld invention.
- pea
i know she's not hating on the shoes. but who cares about the grammar? the shoes are hot. also: my dearest pea, these are *so* not struttin' shoes ;-)
- tiffany
ah. see, that shows that despite all my talk, i'm just too innocent for words. i forget sometimes that some shoes are just meant to be seen and not actually, you know, used for walking. sigh.
- pea