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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun...
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger...
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger...
Calling all Spymasters please follow me!!!....I follow back everyone who follows me!!
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down...
Calling all Spymasters please follow me!!!....I follow back everyone who follows me!!
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it...
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it...
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice...
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun...
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not...
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing...
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry...
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice...
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down...
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing...
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not...
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry...
Yes it was a very good day... http://myloc.me/show....
Yes it was a very good day... http://myloc.me/show...
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof...
@jaded27 Good job...Rodney Dangerfield is correct!....hope you enjoyed
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read...
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it...
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face...
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette....
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others...
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her...
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