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Fortune Cookie Texts
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Smaller Joe Silence
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i have a load of fortune cookie texts to put up. falling behind! *panics*
May 5
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"People in your surroundings will be more cooperative than usual."
January 1
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if only! -
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It's not fair to keep eating fortune cookies until you get the one you want. -
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"You will obtain your goal if you maintain your course."
January 1
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"You are admired for your adventurous ways."
January 1
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"A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you."
January 1
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"You deserve special treatment this month. Enjoy dessert."
January 1
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Do not mistake temptation for opportunity."
September 9
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how many times have i done that? i lost count decades ago. :P -
Smaller Joe Silence
and again! -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!"
July 21
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this is the fortune that my oldest dotter got this evening. WEIRD. -
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no alien yet. perhaps i should check our oldest for implants? -
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perhaps your daughter is the alien? -
Sir Shuping is just sir
0_o -
Smaller Joe Silence
i just realised something. this is the same fortune in the picture for this room. PRECEDENT. -
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"When in doubt, let your instincts guide you."
July 21
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"Unveil your ideas. Be ready to act on them."
July 21
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"Can I interest you in a warm bath of nostalgia?"
June 27
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by far the strangest fortune i have ever received. -
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"Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek."
June 17, 2012
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Prepare today for the demands of tomorrow. Plan your move."
June 17, 2012
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I need to do this more often. -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Turn your thoughts within - find yourself."
June 17, 2012
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makes me think of Spinal Tap's "Rock N Roll Creation". :P -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you."
June 17, 2012
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Smaller Joe Silence
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well, obviously i need to get more Chinese takeaway this weekend! anybody else got a good one?
June 12, 2012
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I can't remember the last time I had a fortune cookie! I might buy a box and share :o) -
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buying a box instead of getting some with a meal?? THAT'S CHEATING! -
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I don't even know a Chinese place that does fortune cookies :o( BESIDES, I'M CHEAP -
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Even non-Chinese Asian restaurants do fortune cookies here. Thai and Vietnamese, especially. -
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IIRC, fortune cookies are an American thing. certainly, i've never run into them in any other country. -
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Pretty much, yes. There's a fun book on the topic: The Fortune Cookie Chronicles by Jennifer 8 Lee. -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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practical question: anybody wanna co-admin this room with me?
June 3, 2012
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no? what about helping me to shuck the corn? ;) -
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just saw this. sure. don't know what I'd do though. -
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oh, just the usual. pop in now and again to make sure nothing caught on fire and maybe give the cart a push when the wheels get stuck in the road. :) -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"You will live a long and prosperous life."
June 4, 2012
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in my pants. -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Tomorrow your creative side will shine forth with exceptional ideas."
June 3, 2012
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in the fridge. -
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in my room. -
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in my pants -
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with the candlestick in the study. (that might hurt) -
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in the toilet. -
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I'M A PRODUCER! -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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*carefully places the little strips of paper back into the old metal Sucrets tin and gently closes it*
June 3, 2012
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Tomorrow your friend or partner will tell you some exciting news."
June 3, 2012
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in the fridge. -
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ham on the bone.
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Double cream. -
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*PANT* -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"You are wise to keep your eyes wide open at all times this week."
June 3, 2012
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just in case, y'know, someone forgets to wear their PJ top or summat. :P -
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No chance of that. IT'S WINTER. -
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*pout* -
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Sook. -
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SUKI! -
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WINTER IS AWESOME. -
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Steven wants me to keep my shirt on. He is wise. -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached."
June 3, 2012
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not a promise, just advice. -
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Obviously not a tampon, then. -
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in my pants. -
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*snort* -
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in the fridge. -
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the fridge. is white. and in. the night. the fridge is lit by electric light! *smash* -
Smaller Joe Silence
Smaller Joe Silence
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"You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you."
June 3, 2012
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also in my pants. -
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in bed. -
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in the fridge. -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood."
June 3, 2012
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in my pants. -
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Now is a good time for serenity: a book and a good friend."
June 3, 2012
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Smaller Joe Silence
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"Frequent conversations will fill your heart with joy."
June 3, 2012
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