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Fortune Cookie Texts

Fortune Cookie Texts

Fortune cookie fortunes. Post them here. Silliness encouraged.
Smaller Joe Silence
i have a load of fortune cookie texts to put up. falling behind! *panics*
Smaller Joe Silence
"People in your surroundings will be more cooperative than usual."
if only! - Smaller Joe Silence
It's not fair to keep eating fortune cookies until you get the one you want. - Greg GuitarBuster
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"You will obtain your goal if you maintain your course."
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"You are admired for your adventurous ways."
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"A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you."
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"You deserve special treatment this month. Enjoy dessert."
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"Do not mistake temptation for opportunity."
how many times have i done that? i lost count decades ago. :P - Smaller Joe Silence
and again! - Smaller Joe Silence
Smaller Joe Silence
"An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!"
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this is the fortune that my oldest dotter got this evening. WEIRD. - Smaller Joe Silence
no alien yet. perhaps i should check our oldest for implants? - Smaller Joe Silence
perhaps your daughter is the alien? - Sir Shuping is just sir
i just realised something. this is the same fortune in the picture for this room. PRECEDENT. - Smaller Joe Silence
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"When in doubt, let your instincts guide you."
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"Unveil your ideas. Be ready to act on them."
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"Can I interest you in a warm bath of nostalgia?"
by far the strangest fortune i have ever received. - Smaller Joe Silence
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"Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek."
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"Prepare today for the demands of tomorrow. Plan your move."
I need to do this more often. - Headless Gnad Kicker
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"Turn your thoughts within - find yourself."
makes me think of Spinal Tap's "Rock N Roll Creation". :P - Smaller Joe Silence
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"You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you."
Smaller Joe Silence
well, obviously i need to get more Chinese takeaway this weekend! anybody else got a good one?
I can't remember the last time I had a fortune cookie! I might buy a box and share :o) - Headless Gnad Kicker
buying a box instead of getting some with a meal?? THAT'S CHEATING! - Smaller Joe Silence
I don't even know a Chinese place that does fortune cookies :o( BESIDES, I'M CHEAP - Headless Gnad Kicker
Even non-Chinese Asian restaurants do fortune cookies here. Thai and Vietnamese, especially. - Kirsten
IIRC, fortune cookies are an American thing. certainly, i've never run into them in any other country. - Smaller Joe Silence
Pretty much, yes. There's a fun book on the topic: The Fortune Cookie Chronicles by Jennifer 8 Lee. - Kirsten
Smaller Joe Silence
practical question: anybody wanna co-admin this room with me?
no? what about helping me to shuck the corn? ;) - Smaller Joe Silence
just saw this. sure. don't know what I'd do though. - MoTO #TeamMonique
oh, just the usual. pop in now and again to make sure nothing caught on fire and maybe give the cart a push when the wheels get stuck in the road. :) - Smaller Joe Silence
Smaller Joe Silence
"You will live a long and prosperous life."
in my pants. - Smaller Joe Silence
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"Tomorrow your creative side will shine forth with exceptional ideas."
in the fridge. - Headless Gnad Kicker
in my room. - Smaller Joe Silence
in my pants - John (bird whisperer)
with the candlestick in the study. (that might hurt) - Smaller Joe Silence
in the toilet. - Headless Gnad Kicker
I'M A PRODUCER! - Smaller Joe Silence
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*carefully places the little strips of paper back into the old metal Sucrets tin and gently closes it*
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"Tomorrow your friend or partner will tell you some exciting news."
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"You are wise to keep your eyes wide open at all times this week."
just in case, y'know, someone forgets to wear their PJ top or summat. :P - Smaller Joe Silence
No chance of that. IT'S WINTER. - Headless Gnad Kicker
WINTER IS AWESOME. - Steven Perez
Steven wants me to keep my shirt on. He is wise. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Smaller Joe Silence
"Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached."
not a promise, just advice. - Smaller Joe Silence
Obviously not a tampon, then. - Headless Gnad Kicker
in my pants. - Smaller Joe Silence
in the fridge. - Headless Gnad Kicker
the fridge. is white. and in. the night. the fridge is lit by electric light! *smash* - Smaller Joe Silence
Smaller Joe Silence
"You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you."
also in my pants. - Smaller Joe Silence
in bed. - Michael W. May
in the fridge. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Smaller Joe Silence
"Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood."
in bed. - Michael W. May
in my pants. - Smaller Joe Silence
Smaller Joe Silence
"Now is a good time for serenity: a book and a good friend."
in bed. - Michael W. May
Smaller Joe Silence
"Frequent conversations will fill your heart with joy."
a ringing endorsement for for FriendFeed? - Smaller Joe Silence
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