Foul Bastard - FriendFeed

Yeah, that's meant as a jab at my wife @Tatty. If you don't agree that this is the best country on Earth, then go home! Stupid!

November 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

USA! Best country on Earth! Don't agree? Go the fuck home you stupid asshole!

November 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Has the US done a hole bunch of wrong shit? Yep. Does anyone have the perfect background to fight us? Hell no!

November 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Look. Norway is a country of pussies and has no right to condemn the US. http://t.co/1FOWi0nN

November 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

you know... @Tatty's vagina smells like taffy

September 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

.@Tatty Still have not found it.

September 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

...now I'm feelin so fly, like a bee's dick. Like a bee's dick, like a bee's dick. Now I'm feelin so fly, like a bee's dick.

September 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Be lovely!

August 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Slam your cock into the ass of a mule!

August 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Burp in the mouth of a dead girl...Today!

August 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Show a homeless man your penis on the subway...TODAY!

August 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sexualize your animals today!

August 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A death, vomit, puss, and vinegar sanwich.

August 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Also, McDonalds.

August 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sony sucks. Yay! Fuck Sony! :(

August 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

kk. bi

August 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Monday! Wait for it. Or Sunday. Oh, that's today. Okay. Hi! :)

August 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

And @Tatty saw this happen!

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I tried to stick a snail to my face and it ejaculated white gook down my face and into my mouth. Ugh.

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Beer makes you stronger and resistant to change!

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

No!

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I am going to go to sleep now. I have work in the morning. I know I have said a lot. I leave you to it.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A pair of tweethearts.

June 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sometimes I amaze me.

June 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh. Hi!

June 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I want to fight anti-gunners!

May 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

around this time, I start to get stabby.

May 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"sitting on a cock cause I'm gay..."

May 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think i just ruined a certain someone's day.

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Can someone please dm me if bin laden is really dead? Thanks. Heard nothing and dont know if i am being lied to. Thx

May 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share