Brian Alvey - FriendFeed

posted a message on Twitter

“My laptop and your laptop, sittin' by the FiOS. My laptop said to your laptop, gonna surf the web much faster.”

22 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@gavin @everybody knows that the @world is full of @stupidpeople. So meet me @themission @midnight. We'll divvy up there. Kthxbai.”

yesterday at 1:10 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“So just how far down do you want to go? We could talk it out over a cup of joe. You could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel.”

Wednesday at 2:36 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Verizon humor: http://tinyurl.com/59rh26”

Wednesday at 11:41 am - Link

“It's nice to be on top. http://xkcd.com/435/”

Wednesday at 11:02 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Skin doctor liked what she saw this morning. Said it helps that I'm a "sun avoider". I think that's doctor talk for "works on the Internet".”

Wednesday at 8:34 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@Dorie93950 They do. The raccoon was as big as our dogs.”

Tuesday at 12:07 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Annoyed with Twitter! Sent congrats @mikepropst + @paprika on two years of marriage this morning and my tweet vanished. Will this one stick?”

Tuesday at 9:22 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Put last bag of trash in can. Closed lid. Halfway down my driveway, a massive raccoon popped lid open, jumped out, ran off -- quite a shock!”

Monday at 10:25 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Had to click this headline -- Family suing pet store after man dies of rare 'parrot fever' -- to make sure it wasn't @cksthree. It wasn't...”

Monday at 11:18 am - Link

“Safari can’t open http://twitter.com because the server unexpectedly dropped the connection, which sometimes occurs when the server is busy.”

Monday at 11:03 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“This is a first. My hand is starting to cramp up from *digitally* signing documents. WTF?”

Sunday at 7:01 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Niki and I agree that our two-year-old does not need a nap. He needs an exorcism.”

June 28 at 12:06 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Praying for @rickmarshall. I'm a big fan of @warrenellis's Iron Man: Extremis and his Freak Angels webcomic. And his Twitter stream...”

June 27 at 11:59 am - Link

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“@davewiner I am pretty sure that North Korea used a suitcase nuke to blow up their reactor. Problem solved, right?”

June 27 at 7:26 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@warrenellis That sounds more like something from a @templesmith story...”

June 26 at 11:44 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“The oldies station is playing Sledgehammer right now. How old does that make me?!?”

June 26 at 4:59 am - Link

“@pvponline I didn't think that sign was racist. I thought they were making fun of Scooby Doo.”

June 26 at 4:21 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Tonight Jack is playing the role of Tony Manero in Wednesday Night Fever.”

June 25 at 10:55 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“"You know where you are? You're in the Pepper baby!" The comments on this Wired "GNR and Dr. Pepper" article rock: http://tinyurl.com/yu8fnz”

June 25 at 7:24 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Only 12 more exec admin resumes to review out of the 90+ I received. I should hire one of them just to help schedule my 20 phone interviews.”

June 24 at 10:33 am - Link

“This story was begging to be titled Red Hot Child Strapper: http://tinyurl.com/4ohz3q”

June 24 at 9:56 am - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Even if you aren't following DC's big summer blockbuster series, these breathtaking infographics will fill you in: http://tinyurl.com/6lk3h9”

June 23 at 10:42 am - Link

“Twitter ate my last tweet. I guess the service isn't getting better? Let's see if this one sticks.”

June 23 at 10:35 am - Link

“Twitter are my last tweet. I guess the service isn't getting better? Let's see if this one sticks.”

June 23 at 10:35 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Aww, I just read that George Carlin died. Damn! Wait, I mean, shit! Piss! Fuck...”

June 23 at 9:35 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“This is great: http://tinyurl.com/5k92eq It makes fun of Twitter, Marvel's current movie success and Marvel unmarrying Spidey and Mary Jane.”

June 22 at 6:23 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Poor park planning: 20 kids. 7 butterfly nets. 2 dragonflies. 1 butterfly. Still, everyone had a great time. Even the insects.”

June 21 at 11:46 am - Link

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“Just finished reviewing Guns N' Roses' leaked Chinese Democracy tracks: http://tinyurl.com/4zx9ev”

June 20 at 9:52 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“ESPN: "Curt Schilling to have surgery for possible career-ending injury." I suspect he's pulling a "Paul Pierce" and will pitch next week...”

June 20 at 11:37 am - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Hey, it turns out these are DVDs I'm archiving. Even more files. A very large set of data. How exciting!”

June 17 at 10:13 am - Link

“Dorie93950 For real off-site backup, we'll probably use JungleDisk. They are front end for Amazon's S3 storage. I am a big Bezos fan.”

June 17 at 10:12 am - Link

“I know you want what's on my mind. I know you like what's on my mind. I know it eats you up inside. I know you know you know you know...”

June 17 at 9:52 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Archiving many GBs of JPGs off of CDs to my 1.3TB Windows server.”

June 17 at 8:50 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Our first Crowd Fusion site is no longer a secret! We are using animation to teach money management to kids. It's called "Quicken Little".”

June 14 at 7:34 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“No longer going out of my mind.”

June 13 at 1:14 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Going out of my mind talking to the NYS Workers Compensation Board about something that they told me was resolved last December.”

June 13 at 7:51 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“This deli left the cheese off of my breakfast sandwich. Not good. Where do these people expect me to get my RDA of cholesterol from today?!?”

June 12 at 6:47 am - Link

“Today I am "Shrek the Fourth: Ogre-tired and My Ass is a Dragon".”

June 12 at 6:43 am - Link

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