Terry Free

Just be happy I'm not a twin....

Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.....

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Yesterday I had trouble with an 'Ignoranus' ...that's someone who's both stupid AND an arsehole.......

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are??

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, calls and visits. I never knew getting old could be such a laugh..... plus a gig at the Classic tonight.... Life eh? doesn't it rock!!!

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Happy Birthday Bill Wyman 73 today!!!!!......

Happy Birthday Bill Wyman... 73 today!!!!!!!

I know I deserve true love...even if it does cost me $3.99 a minute.

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I'm getting a little action today.... does that mean the fibre is working??

I just want revenge..... is that so wrong??

Winning doesn't really matter .. as long as you win.

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Apparently 1 in every 3 dyslexic people have a problem with incest..... especially ants....

I'm not grumpy, I just don't like waiting, traffic, children, politicians.........

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What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

Who me? I just wander from room to room....

Does anal retentive have a hyphen?

I need someone real bad............ are you real bad??

Stable relationships are for horses.....

Is there life before coffee??

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem..... but they don't really know me.....

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.....Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then....

I'm out of bed.... what more do you want??

Laughing is good exercise.... it's like jogging on the inside.....

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