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If rather speak now, than forever hold my peas.
I'm looking for a totally random verse to post, any suggestions, I mean like totally friggin random, something really special but random. ;)
5 guys would be really good right now! Oh stop it people, I was talking about burgers & fries dammit!
The Pillsbury Dough Boy must wonder where his genitals went. (via @MrWordsWorth) Now I know why those breadsticks tasted strange!
I could've had it all, if only I knew what "it" was!
Yo @_DosEquisMan_ , I once painted my grandmother's house before the plans were drawn.
See, I still have to correct @_DosEquisMan_ , I told you I taught him everything!
Sometimes I'm a terrible influence on myself.
I'm going to hallmark along with 50 other people to decide which of the 3 cards that are left I can get for my wife. #thegreatprocrastinator
#rugby PETER JACKSON: Wales returning to Twickenham as top dogs #RBS6Nations http://www.rbs6nations.com/en... https://twitter.com/
The world is going by so fast. Twitter is going by even faster.
I'm all out of coffee, what am I without you! #CoffeeSongLyrics
Sure, you can win theological arguments, sitting in front of your computer, but can you do it IRL, without the internet 2 back you up?
Why "bullshit", I'd prefer "rabbitshit", it's more manageable and easier to clean up.
A bunch of stuff will happen to you that is not entirely random. Deal with it. - If I wrote horoscopes. RT @MrWordsWorth http://32.v…
God is good. Even on Mondays. (via @jackalopekid)
I'm in a 28th State of mind today, and thinking of secession!
Why do they tell us "pull here to open", and then "here" is glued! #PackagingFail
Word keeps crashing and asking if I want to report it. I click Yes because Eviscerate Microsoft (cont) http://www.twitlonger.com/show...
So I wonder if Adele's ex is thinking this morning, "Dang! I could've had it all!" (via @rgryan)
Sir Paul, J Walsh, B Springsteen, D Grohl. Who were the other 2 on stage with them?
WELL SAID! RT @Early_Church: "God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If (cont) http://www.twitlonger.com/show...
I'm thankful for the 32 voices in my head, at least sometimes I can have an intelligent conversation with myself. #32v
You know its gonna be a really, really long day when someone has gotten on your last nerve of the day and it's not even lunch time!
Today, I conclude, some people just talk to hear themselves and don't know when to STFU!
I declare Mondays from here on out as Hey Mon-Day, in celebration of Jamaican Music. Take the day off!
Victoria has kept a secret longer than any girl I've ever known!
God fixed my internet this morning while we were at church, he also decided someone else needed t... (at The Pasture) — https://path.com/p/3lJZBE
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