A few examples come to mind: Featherstonehaugh is pronounced "fan-shaw" and Woolfardisworthy is "wool-sy". Queue is pronounced "kuh" in French.
- Simon
One way to answer this is to find the word that maximizes the ratio of the number of letters in the word to the number of phonemes in its pronunciation according to some phonetic dictionary. I wrote a quick awk script and ran it over the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary (http://www.speech.cs.cmu.edu/cgi-bin...) and it told me that "eighth" and "oeuvre" are winners, tied at a ratio of 3.0, followed by "thorough" (2.67), and numerous 5-letter words with 2 phonemes like "array" and "aisle" and "dough".
- Doug Beeferman
@Doug: Yay awk :) I guess it's unsurprising that the substring "ough" appears a couple of times in your list. So using the same CMU phoneme set, Featherstonehaugh (F-AE-N-SH-AO) would have a score of 3.4, Woolfardisworthy (W-UH-L-Z-IY) would score 3.2 and (in French) Queue (K) would score 5.
- Simon
Isn't there a website where you can submit pictures of photo-stealers? This should totally be submitted. || Edit: Found it. http://thisisphotobomb.com/
- Miss Elle
...it was only after Chipper received his prints from the local PhotoMat that he realized two humans had snuck into the background of his lakeview self-portrait.
- .LAG liked that
"I'll tell you what really doesn't speak well of our health care system [is] that in those 16 months the hole that they stitched up in Glenn Beck's ass hasn't healed enough for him to stop talking out of it."
- April Buchheit
from Bookmarklet
It seems like John Stewart is one of the few people out there who is keeping track of the rest of the "news people", and pointing out their constant lies. It reminds me of the history re-writers in 1984. We're lucky to still have people like John Stewart and the daily show.
- Robert Felty
Great clip, but I was waiting for Glenn's ass to be literally removed as promised...
- Stephen Mack
Well, that's the point of the Daily Show. It mocks the news people.
- Anika
I gotta find the news story I read about the guy who works at the Daily Show who apparently has an eidetic memory for things that people say. So this behind-the-scenes guy watches all the news shows and can remember different things said by news folks and politicians going back years, and then he is able to recall roughly where/when they said it. That's apparently how they're able to...
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- Stephen Mack
Great catch by John Stewart. Sometimes he seems like the last media person (still its not journalism), which tries to find out what the people on the other programms are saying. So it's sometimes sad that he is just mocking them. Maybe we need a guy like that doing some serious journalism. Did anyone notice, what it actually shows about the impact of media brand on your beliefs?
- Maciek Zielinski
Stephen, would love to see that story if you can find it!
- Michelle Fullwood
My Google skillz are leet today: From http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...: "The satiric Comedy Central program regularly unearths telling footage ignored or overlooked by the real news guys. Or, to be specific, Adam Chodikoff does. Chodikoff, 37, doesn't perform on the show or write the gags that pepper Stewart's take on the day's...
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- Stephen Mack
And the reason why I read that article, of course, is this sentence: "Mainly, he says, it just takes recall and hustle and a few good TiVos." Yay TiVo!
- Stephen Mack
To literally lie one's ass off, one's ass must actually come off. If one lies significantly, but one's ass does not detach, one has merely figuratively lied one's ass off.
- Gabe
@Gabe - you probably mean "does not detach" instead of "does detach".
- Andrew C (✓)
What? There's another view? Please post.
- Ken Morley
I'm pretty sure it's in the collection "Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head", published back in the early/mid 70s. I know I've got it around here somewhere...
- ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ
“Who can be funnier than machines? I decided on an early retirement when I saw these masterpieces by machine translation.” - http://friendfeed.com/e...
I've just figured out why I don't like reading ebooks much as reading real books. Doesn't have to do with holding the book in my hands, or nostalgia. It's that I get no sense of progress reading ebooks - incrementing page numbers is less satisfying than seeing the stack of pages on the left get thicker and the one on the right get thinner.
That does link back into the tactile sensation, though. But yeah, until they build double-screened e-book readers with accordions inside, this will be a lacking feature.
- Chris Charabaruk
seeing where you are in the book by the stained pages where you hold it ;)
- Michael W. May
Right, it does, but it's not quite the same. I enjoy holding my iPhone just as much as I enjoy holding a book. But I don't feel like I'm really reading, because there's no sense of progressing through a book - page 1 looks just the same as page 576.
- Jandy
I actually want to build my own e-book reader, now, that provides that sensation of progress. It shouldn't be hard, really...
- Chris Charabaruk
Do it, Chris! I'm waiting for electronic paper, so I can have one "book" with electronic pages that can call up any book I want. Keeps the sensation of progress and physicality, but keeps you from having to have boxes and boxes and boxes worth of books. And hyperlink functionality. That's a must.
- Jandy
What's your idea, Chris? I'm thinking of a smallish weight that's slowly cycled from the left side of the reader to the right depending on how far the user is in the book.
- Andrew C (✓)
This is one of my major reservations with buying a Kindle, even though I know getting one will increase my reading frequency.
- Andy Bakun
The tactile experience and the smell, I love the smell of print of a new book
- M F
Andy - me too! That, and the fear that I will run out of power and want to throw it across the room out of frustration.
- Katy S
Oh, or maybe electromagnets plus a metal bar. The further you've read, the more the pull moves from one side to the other.
- Andrew C (✓)
A valid point, but then... trends in modern superseding ancient, mechanical trumping manual, digital replacing analog, tell their own story. Even people, who'll swear as to preferring traditional to equivalent new, have shown time and time again that when they've stepped over some usability threshold, old loyalties are no longer a match for newly-won promises of serendipity and, yes, change for change's sake. And so it will be with e-books... because, on balance, their advantages far outweigh their bad.
- ianf ⌘
See, Ian, that's the thing - I DON'T generally prefer traditional things, am usually an early adopter, and I'm conceptually 100% for ebooks. I can easily see and enumerate their advantages. But when I sit down at night to read a bit before bed, I always grab a print book rather than an ebook, even though both my computer and iPhone are eminently handy. This is the first time I figured out why.
- Jandy
I'm there with you Jandy, and share the sentiment. So hold onto your dead tree books, even the unworthy ones, because it's quite conceivable that, as print publishing continues to stagnate, books will become a valuable, if not exclusive, commodity in the near future. Also read this informed diatribe by John Siracusa, and my couple of comments: <http://friendfeed.com/search...>
- ianf ⌘
Incidentally (in my case) I found a purely physiological reason for why I now prefer (well, maybe not e-books as such, but) reading long texts on a palmtop's screen (size of iPhone) to physical books: as my sight got weaker, and I keep tiring more easily, I discovered that the only comfortable way in which I still could read books was "naked eye" - sans my spectacles, and while lying on...
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- ianf ⌘
tiffany, you bring up a lot of good points that are also part of why I haven't bought a dedicated ebook reader. But those points are DRM-related, really, and I expect the book industry to learn from the music industry eventually that DRM is not useful. The whole sharing/borrowing thing is a legal issue rather than a physical one - it'll take a while to sort out, but I'm sure it will be someday. (Same with storage - it's just bits, so it should be simple to back up on external HDs.)
- Jandy
Yeah, tiffany, valid points indeed. If and when I'll get an iPod Touch, I plan to test the following method of e-title acquisition: apparently Amazon allows one to upload text and/or Word files which it then converts to a DRM'd "Kindle-format" e-book for private download. They charge something for that conversion, but more symbolically (I believe). I don't think there'll be any shortage of readworthy free texts anytime soon, and then there's always OCR ;-))
- ianf ⌘
Andrew C: I'm simply thinking some kind of motorized accordion to lift one side higher than the other as you work through the book.
- Chris Charabaruk
The progress bar in Ereader Pro or Mobipocket Reader works for me -- one always has a clear spatial sense of just how much one has read and how much is left to read.
- Sean McBride
@tiffany, you can also put your ebooks into storage (either on Amazon.com or on your PC). I love my Kindle, and that's not an issue.
- Piaw Na
Jandy, you haven't tried a real ebook reader (like a Kindle) yet. When you try one (like I do), you'll find yourself reaching for the Kindle instead of a paper book, and you won't be trying to figure out why ebooks don't work for you. :-) No, the ipod touch (or the android G1) is not a substitute for a true e-ink type book reader.
- Piaw Na
True, with my Kindle I read through books like I'm flipping through a magazine they're so efficient
- The Real sofarsoShawn
I still like the experience of reading a magazine. It's a nice change from reading off the screen all the time.
- Michael Fidler
The "having bookcases full of books" is something I'm working on getting past also. My family always had a lot of books, when we moved, the majority of boxes were heavy with books, and it was sad when some were destroyed. There's something valuable in that. When I last moved, I got rid of a large portion of my collection, and I feel like I should get rid of more. But I can't bring myself to do it yet.
- Andy Bakun
But I bet that once I get a Kindle, all those nostalgic issues will wash away. The question still stands: I have have three really nice (yet simple) bookcases, what will I put in them? Will it still be appropriate to call them "book" cases?
- Andy Bakun
Piaw Na, you're probably right. I've so far only read ebooks on my iPhone or my computer. A Kindle might change my mind, but the cost has gotta come down first. j1m - I just Googled "book open" for images. :)
- Jandy
I also want the experience to differ between books. When I use the iPhone to read an ebook, it just seems to be more "content" in the same vague stream of content like email, web, news or whatever. Whereas a book is of a unique size, weight, paper thickness & feel, font type and size etc. These all go into the experience and memory associated with reading the book, meaning that there is a unique experience of every book.
- John Collis
from Nambu
Jandy, the cost will come down eventually. The screen's the most expensive part, and unfortunately does not conform to Moore's law.
- Piaw Na
John Collins: the Kindle does make every book potentially different. Each book can load its own font, for instance. (And I love adjustable font sizes on the Kindle)
- Piaw Na
Stanza on the iPhone shows how many pages you've read / still have to read while you're reading (it's the little gray bar at the bottom of the screen and against each book).
- Euan
Listen up, folks. When discussing e-books, could we please abstain from equating such PRIMARILY with Kindle, 'Touch or some specific e-reader's fav. UI capability? The issues @stake are more intricate than that, warrant more abstract treatment; and, as for Kindle-the-item (not Kindle the App), it's a half-hearted experiment by a master book pusher to make a stand in an emerging new market. Because of legacy and other constraints –it only works in the US– Kindle's not even a serious endeavor by the Amazon.
- ianf ⌘
I have to say, I don't mind reading e-books using MobiPocket. Granted, real books are a preference but I've got around a thousand at my fingertips on my laptop and my smartphone. The bar indicating how far through the book I've gotten is a tangible enough analog for me to take the place of the pages turned and, unlike pulp versions, I almost always have my phone with me to read.
- Josef Finsel
from twhirl
How funny you posted this. I was just noticing how far I had gotten in the book I'm reading without realizing it. You're right, you can't get that sense of progress or accomplishment. Plus until Kindle versions are equal to or lower than mass market paperback (my fave format), I have no interest in it.
- caj needs a haircut
ianf - there's nothing half hearted about amazon's support for the kindle. A new version in just !3 months, a full blown store, and continual increase in new books for the device makes it the market reader. I also used it all year last year in Germany and this year in Australia with no issues so stop spreading FUD.
- Piaw Na
You could download e-books directly to Kindle over-the-air outside of the USA? All the e-books? If so, that's news to me and I'll retract my statement, but I bet the range of e-books elsewhere is far, far more limited that's what on offer in the US.
- ianf ⌘
Still no Kindle in UK. I'm interested to know whether scholarly book content (e.g. scientific research) is available for the Kindle? Or is it still targetted at the general consumer?
- Frank Norman
Ianf - I download books through a PC and then onto the Kindle when in foreign countries. You get the full Amazon.com selection in the US. Frank Norman: the Kindle is still targetted at the general reader. But you can peruse the Kindle store on Amazon and see if the kind of books you want are there --- I know the medical references are already starting to show up!
- Piaw Na
Wrong logick™, Piaw Na. I call Amazon half-hearted on the Kindle not out of any animosity towards them (far from it), but because I know the realities of making it a viable GLOBAL product. Amazon's mission is to sell books, content, not primarily develop gizmos on which that content can be consumed. They wanted to promote sales of e-books, and so they sponsored a product that in some...
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- ianf ⌘
Kara Swisher says same leaked email has different punctuation at http://kara.allthingsd.com/2009040... -putting different typo per mail recipient as tracking?
That was my first thought too. :) Would only take 10 differences in punctuation to watermark and identify each person at Facebook individually.
- Matt Cutts
I've often wondered whether releases are ever watermarked in this way. As you point out, not too hard to do.
- mikepk
Hard to know if it's cut-and-paste verbatim... or has it been spell checked?
- Ken Sheppardson
Come to think of it, it *is* surprising that companies don't employ text steganography to catch leaks. It probably wouldn't be hard to scramble, but you'd have to know it was there to even bother. Hmm... maybe they *do* already do this...
- Joel Webber
We played around with a technique in the early 90s on the cypherpunks list of encoding data in trailing white space on lines, it works well enough, as long as the MUA or MTA don't munge the spaces. At the time, I thought something like this would become practically ubiquitous in corporate america.
- Ray Cromwell
Weird event of the day: Just moments ago I got into an elevator. As the door was closing... the elevator rang, and the Call button lit up. It only rang once, and then a voice came on, and said something along the lines of "This is not an attempt to collect debt. If you however...
"... are having problems with debt, we can help. Our service allows people to...." And so on. It freaked the hell out of me. I got right back out of the elevator and took the stairs :) Anyhow, now I want to find the phone number that connects to the elevator, so I can spook other people.
- Shannon Bauman
That is spooky. My weird event of the day is having two different friends randomly flying on my flight to Boston... *in the same row.* Are you listening M. Night Shamalamadingdong?
- Keith Pelczarski
This series starts out a little slow but the viewer is amply rewarded if they stick with it. Every episode is a new mystery and a new mushi to be discovered. Great storytelling throughout.
- ronin
from MyLikes
I've been reflecting a lot recently on failure. One of the biggest problems with Boston's startup scene is that they don't take failure in the same way as out in Si Valley.
- mikepk
Everyone fails. Multiple times. It's about failing in new and interesting ways, learning from failure and how you accept the failure which is the key to success!
- Mona Nomura
If I had never failed how would I recognize success?
- Jack&Cleo
Lessons Learned is a term of art in project management. We value gleening all we can from mistakes so we learn and don't repeat them.
- Susan Beebe
Of course I've failed. And ... remember, fail 6 times out of 10 and you're in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
- AJ Kohn
haha, bex... they are cool. i cant beleive it can be so cold that a massive amount of water can freeze in an instant. cannot compute
- Melissa Maskevich
That's great. By coincidence, my 8-year-old decided that the unknown value in the proto-equations she's studying must always be wriitten down as a smiley face. 'x' just doesn't do it for her.
- Henry Gee
Aw, that is cute, Henry. If I'd thought along those lines at that age (and grasped algebra), I bet I would have gone for more of a frowny face.
- Andrew C (✓)
I don't believe in evolution either. Also gravity. Also, the world is flat and the sun is really a chariot being pulled across the sky.
- dpurrington
from BuddyFeed
Don't be ridiculous - it's an ox cart, not a chariot.
- Hayes Haugen
"When an English speaker doesn't understand a word one says, it's "Greek to me". When a Hebrew speaker encounters this difficulty, it "sounds like Chinese". I've been told the Korean equivalent is "sounds like Hebrew"....And here's (some of) the information in the Wikipedia and Omniglot tables, presented as a directed graph courtesy of graphviz:"
- Shannon Jiménez
Larger version of the graph at the link-- turns out Chinese is the most popular "incomprehensible" language.
- Shannon Jiménez
Very interesting. Indeed, we, the Japanese, probably do not quote other language(s) to say that we do not understand a word.
- Ryoko Omachi
We Germans either say "To me, it appears Spanish", "For me, that's Bohemian villages", or "All I understand is railway station". We ARE weird :-)
- Anke
A Turkish speaker says "I'm feeling French." Wonder where that comes from..
- Elif Durmaz