funDiva Christy Hoffman

I ♥ when tourists argue w/ me @ work it's not cold in Vegas. Umm yeah are we forgetting I'm wearing only a thong most the nite? & shoes :P

4 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Time to make the donuts - I love when I am genuinely excited to be going to work! Money gods start your rainmakers!

November 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Squeaky. It's squeaky!

November 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hooray! Taking the nite off work and sewing myself a new work dress. I'll be a good seamstress and even prewash the fabric :)

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Note to self: hosts freak out when you play a Disney song in a Vegas strip club. Get over it - it was weekly in Denver, Dallas & MexCity

November 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Not until four.

October 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why, for me, is Spaceballs much funnier than Blazing Saddles? Next:Young Frankenstein - I ♥ Gene Wilder - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

September 17 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Why, for me, is Spaceballs much funnier than Blazing Saddles? Next:Young Frankenstein - I ♥ Gene Wilder

September 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Discovering an Empty Nation in Skåne, Sweden - http://bit.ly/wY2dc #nycgo - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

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Discovering an Empty Nation in Skåne, Sweden - http://www.trazzler.com/trips... #nycgo

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A turtle gets mugged by 2 snails.The cops show up & ask him what happened.The shaken turtle replies “I don’t know-It all happened so fast” - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

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A turtle gets mugged by 2 snails.The cops show up & ask him what happened.The shaken turtle replies "I don’t know-It all happened so fast"

August 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Downloading my friends, followers, and messages for free with Tweet Scan Backup at https://www.tweetscan.com/data... #dlmydata - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

August 11 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Downloading my friends, followers, and messages for free with Tweet Scan Backup at https://www.tweetscan.com/data... #dlmydata

August 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Help Sierra Leone: Fundraising for Agricultural Equipment - http://www.givemeaning.com/proposa...

August 11 from Digg - Comment - Like - Share

It’s me - now in convenient Gnome form! (Sorry Nicole) http://twitgoo.com/1zxo2 - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

August 1 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

It's me - now in convenient Gnome form! (Sorry Nicole) http://twitgoo.com/1zxo2

August 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Check out my new old avatar! teehee http://twitgoo.com/1yyro - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

July 31 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Check out my new old avatar! teehee http://twitgoo.com/1yyro

July 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Was on fb for like TWO hours today why? Food-finish movie (Freaky Friday w Jodie Foster) stay up & off comp til 9am-sleep GLoRiouS sleep :) - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

July 30 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Was on fb for like TWO hours today why? Food-finish movie (Freaky Friday w Jodie Foster) stay up & off comp til 9am-sleep GLoRiouS sleep :)

July 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Check out my sexy friend in a Tiki video & help her win prizes! http://digg.com/d3yvt5 - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

July 29 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Transferring custom edited mp3s to cassette on account of easier listening w/ my permanent tape player vs my wonky mp3 - how 1985 of me. - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

July 29 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday across all my social networks! Yeah, this is lazy but ya knew that already ;) - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

July 29 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Check out my sexy friend in a Tiki video & help her win prizes! http://digg.com/comedy...

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Chris & Colleen Dancing At The Tiki Bar! - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

July 28 from Digg - Comment - Like - Share

Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday across all my social networks! Yeah, this is lazy but ya knew that already ;)

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Transferring custom edited mp3s to cassette on account of easier listening w/ my permanent tape player vs my wonky mp3 - how 1985 of me.

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

: pout : I missed both 7:26’s today - it’s a mathy/ocd thing I do for my bday. AM was still at work, PM was still asleep. How exciting :) - http://fundiva.tumblr.com/post...

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: pout : I missed both 7:26's today - it's a mathy/ocd thing I do for my bday. AM was still at work, PM was still asleep. How exciting :)

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share