Ben bu saatte kalkıp hiç üşenmeden kek yapabilirm. yapıcam evet. sonra da oturup Coco avant Chanel izleyerek hepsini yicem. Afiyet olsun:(
- Aycin Asan
Bu arada o minik eller de çok güzelmiş. İnsan kıyamaz bunları kullanmaya ahaha
- Aycin Asan
ben de gidiyim kesme şeker yiyim bari
- Onur Gündüz
"A copyeditor at the Toronto Star greeted the news that union copyeditor jobs were being eliminated in favor of freelancers by heavily editing the publisher's memo announcing same, pointing out all the ways in which the publisher could benefit from editorial aid. This is very funny stuff, but having looked at the markup, I have to say that I would ask for a different copyeditor in future. A lot of these edits ("avoid simplistic qualifiers" for "very") fall under the heading of "creative disagreement" not "helpful suggestion" or "correction." I've generally benefitted from copyeditors who know the difference, but on the rare occasion where I've had to deal with a couple hundred pages of redlines by a copyeditor who thought that he was my co-author, it's been quite a struggle. Disgruntled Star Editor Takes Constructive Revenge (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)"
- See-ming Lee 李思明 SML
from Bookmarklet
"Today, my sisters were talking about how everyone they know (including themselves) was getting pregnant. One said "There must be something in the air," As my dad was passing by, he just stopped and said "Yeah. Your legs." and went back to what he was doing. MLIA"
- Tanath
from Bookmarklet
"Today, my dad and I were stopped for a routine ride check for alcohol. When the police officer walked over to our car, he tripped and dropped his flashlight. My dad asked him if he'd been drinking. MLIA"
- Tanath
from Bookmarklet
"Today, my math teacher slipped and fell on the floor. Twice. The second time, the entire class stood up and burst into applause. As my teacher stood up, he said: "Thank you for giving me a standing ovation as I went down." The vice principal walked in just in time and added, "that's what she said." MLIA"
- Tanath
from Bookmarklet
"Today, my English teacher told us we had to write an essay on what we wanted to be when we were little. Most of the girls wrote Princesses,and most of the boys wrote race-car drivers. I was looking through my diary when I was 6...apparently I wanted to marry Big Bird, raise an army of mutant gummy worms, and take over Candyland. I got 100% and a Pokèmon sticker. MLIA"
- Tanath
from Bookmarklet
For those into things blowing up and the tatas check out "Explosions and Boob"~ yup & that's all there is cc @outsanity - http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/
Killer Apes of Plentiful Intelligence -----> LARSON
- Dylan Scott Hatch
Lanky Aborigine Revolving Starfruit Originally Nonchalant -------- RSTUV
- Vezquex: God of FF
Risking Safety To Unmask Villain ----> BLARGLEFARGLE
- Dylan Scott Hatch
Bloated large articulately-rendered gifts of loquacious entities from Fairly anemic ravished girls losing equity --->WTF (srsly, there's a reason for the 3-4 char limit)
- Maxamad (Amazigh)
Whether it's tennis or soccer or even basketball, a ball boy must be precise. He must be quick. And he must get the job done in a way that appears he was never even there in the first place. Unfortunately that doesn't always happen. And here are seven moments to prove it.
- Jackie
evet ben aslında martı kaşlı eksik dişli bir erkeğim. aslında kedi gibi bir kişiliğim vardır bunu da buradaki profilimden yansıtmaya çalışyordum ama artık foyam meydana çıktı. tüh beee kız da düşüremicem artık :/
- Redrospect