:))))))) - رامین

I wonder if Mo is an equal sexuality oppourtunity prophet or whatever he was. Like if you're gay and martyr yourself, you'd still be eligible for a go with 72 hot virgin guys right? That's a movie I've yet to download! Shiiiittt!!! Is there anyone versed in Koranic theology here? Important Q!! PG 13 FFers please hide this thread, it is highly blasphemous to Islam. I am an equal oppourtunity blasphemer. It's even a mortal sin to post a pic of ol Moho - sofarsoShawn ~presque...

You should be able to get in to paradise, because, as far as I know, the martyrdom wipes your sin register. I have heard some rumors that the virgins (houri) is all a big misunderstanding/mistranslation, though. According to these rumors the reward is 72 grapes, and I'm sure you'll get yours :) - Eivind

An indispendible apologist excuse: it's the translation stupids! No, the OT God would never be a blood lustful tyrant & bully, and back in the Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin, tradition over the centuries blah blah and just shhhh, ignore logical fallacies as the truth, because you're displeasing Mo/Jees/G-d and lest we forget argumentum ad baculum. [Jeremiah 11:22] But don't worry about your "grapes" (whores) I've asked a Koranic scholar & Allibaba is an equal sexuality provider (16:97) all martyrs get to have their "grapes" and eat em too :) ~ I'm saving myself for marriage, like it matters - sofarsoShawn ~presque...