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sofarsoShawn
Montreal - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia ~ OMG look what I stumbled upon (not using the app, just googs Oscar WIlde) A Mock ENCYCLOPEDIA! SO FUNNNY [edit: yeah the first pic someone didn't get bookmarklet'ed it shows the Eiffel tower and a Canadian flag, as you know, Paris, and no one in Québeca has a canadian flag, its fleur de lis] - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki...
Montreal - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia ~ OMG look what I stumbled upon (not using the app, just googs Oscar WIlde) A Mock ENCYCLOPEDIA! SO FUNNNY [edit: yeah the first pic someone didn't get bookmarklet'ed it shows the Eiffel tower and a Canadian flag, as you know, Paris, and no  one in Québeca has a canadian flag, its fleur de lis]
Montreal - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia ~ OMG look what I stumbled upon (not using the app, just googs Oscar WIlde) A Mock ENCYCLOPEDIA! SO FUNNNY [edit: yeah the first pic someone didn't get bookmarklet'ed it shows the Eiffel tower and a Canadian flag, as you know, Paris, and no  one in Québeca has a canadian flag, its fleur de lis]
First pic captioned: a typical scene in Montréal, 2) the political the map of the island! Okay, canucks will get it :) 3) that's the Oscar Wilde! And a quote from him: “My muse is the 500 phallic nukes of this wondrous island” ~ Oscar Wilde on upon examining the nuclear arsenal of the Montreal Really, really, really gay community / yes Montréal is really gay, I miss it :) / The whole entry is funny, here's just the part on its people: "Montreal is known to be Canada's unrivaled Hipster capital, and possibly for the entire America. This fact has been observed through several socio-economic studies that revealed most young Montrealers spend more than 2/3 of their paychecks on shiny clothing and mundane house parties where sexual abuse and overall stupid comments, plagued with self-hatred and depression, are the other common denominators. Regardless of this angle, people of Montreal (en: Montrealer, fr: Montréalais, normals: Not-in-Reality-ers) are composed of three classes (mainly by first or/and preferred domestic, national or international language): French identifiable by their crude language and religious devotion toward the Flying Spaghetti Monster and their accent that sucks so much that you could die in front of them. Englishmen who only stay because they are so very, very, very, very drunk and they party all night. Immigrants who do all the work and get nothing in return but always fuck the french people. Due to the somewhat hard climate, the Montrealers have built a massive tunnel system, which is 89.4% cooler than Lompoc retarded skyways. The population, upon seeing the coming winter, will instinctively burrow into the many burrow holes (potholes) and hibernate for six months, awaking only to buy more alcohol or to have sex. Obesity, on the other hand is low, constant shivering from the cold = lotsa calories burned. By the end of winter, most natives have dropped 95% of their body mass, minimum. Immigrants who do all the work and get nothing in return, but... more... - sofarsoShawn from Bookmarklet
I am now "enlightened" by the church of the *Flying Spaghetti Monster* - CarlC