Gabe

The minivan said it was getting 26.2 mpg, but the calculator said it was only 25.6 mpg. - Gabe

Purim party! - Gabe

"Eventually, we need to move away from the notion that owning and operating a vehicle is a right and entitlement, and limit it to people with a proven, bona fide professional need. There are plenty of trains and buses for normal people. This is how most civilized nations are moving and is not a violation of your right to travel." - Gabe from Bookmarklet

"For aficionados, it is the "great chieftain o' the pudding-race". To sceptics, however, it is a gruesome mush of sheep's innards - and for decades American authorities have agreed. Authentic Scottish haggis has been banned in the United States since 1971, when the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) first took a dim view of one of its key ingredients - sheep's lung." - Gabe from Bookmarklet

"As Jason Langley, an attorney with Denver-based Kennedy Childs, argued in one of the briefs he filed for the defense, the court “should not overturn the long-standing rule in Colorado that the term ‘person,’ as is used in the Wrongful Death Act, encompasses only individuals born alive. Colorado state courts define ‘person’ under the Act to include only those born alive. Therefore Plaintiffs cannot maintain wrongful death claims based on two unborn fetuses.”" - Gabe from Bookmarklet

In many parts of Europe, you need a license to *golf*!!! - Gabe from Bookmarklet

Who wouldn't want to go to Buffalo in the middle of winter? - Gabe

Grrrrrrrr - Becca

“Do things that have never been done before” - The guy who invented the computer - Gabe from Bookmarklet

He didn't really invent the computer, just the first computer that was internally programmed. He also invented the digital image. - Gabe

"2. THE TREE SHOULD BE CHOPPED DOWN SPECIFICALLY FOR USE AS A XMAS TREE; IF IT HAD BEEN CUT FOR LUMBER IT IS INVALID. IF THE TREE WAS CUT FOR GENERAL DECORATIVE PURPOSES, BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY AS A XMAS TREE, SOME AUTHORITIES ALLOW IT WHILE OTHERS ARE STRICT. A STOLEN TREE IS NOT VALID FOR THE MITZVAH.9 FORTUNATE IS ONE WHO IS ABLE TO CHOP HIS OWN TREE HIMSELF.10" - Gabe from Bookmarklet

It can rain cats, dogs, and men, so why not snow? - Gabe

It does, it's called sleet - Maggie

This is the best piece I've read yet about this. - Gabe from Bookmarklet

I asked her what that means in English. She said it means "Hi". - Gabe

That's short for, "Hello world." - Laura Norvig from iPod

That's OK, though. I'm not sure my mother understands that either. - Gabe

Hey now, why doesn't mom understand that? - Becca

"The Cumbria shootings was a killing spree that occurred on 2 June 2010 when a lone gunman, Derrick Bird, killed 12 people and injured 11 others before killing himself in Cumbria, England." - Gabe from Bookmarklet

Proof that you can slaughter plenty of people with just a .22 bolt-action rifle and a shotgun. - Gabe