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I don't believe in superstition because I believe it's bad luck.
My daughter is turning 3 in April. When should I buy her her first chainsaw?
Last year? - Stephen Mack from iPhone
do you live in Canada, Michigan or Montana? - Joe The Sausage
Gee, this brings back memories! Hey, anybody wanna write to me? it's Chowchilla Womens Prison address it to "La Loca de Chainsaw" yeah, I've had that nickname since I was a little girl! - Cilla Martinez
"The maguro bōchō is a longer knife with a blade length of 40 cm (16 inches) to 150 cm (60 inches) in addition to a long handle. It can fillet a tuna in a single cut, although usually two people are needed to handle the knife and the tuna." - Gabe from Bookmarklet
I soooo want a 5-foot knife! - Gabe
I want that tuna. - Akiva
How many potatoes does it take to power a cell phone?
You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee you! - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee you!
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That's not the only thing you won't get on United. You also won't get peanuts. - Gabe from Bookmarklet
You also won't get to pick whatever seat you want. - Gabe
Why do Irish dancer girls all have the same wig?
The problem with solving world hunger is that the people who are no longer hungry will start reproducing until there are too many people to feed again.
Education lowers birth rates IIRC. Could that break the cycle? Also, isn't most starvation due to political problem, not agricultural? - Bruce Lewis from iPhone
When did Google decide to turn to shit? They may not be evil, but who cares about evil if they suck?
I'm looking at you, Gmail! - Gabe
I don't know if it was a decision or just a happening. You get big, you get top heavy, you fall over. - Laura Norvig
I'd argue that Google has always been shit, so many half-assed/forgetten/neglected attempts at doing something. Nothing ever feels complete and the lack of help makes the products seem more like school projects rather than an actual business. I used to wonder if having to pay for a product would make the experience better, but I doubt it. - Anika
It sounds crazy, but the University of California is actually migrating their entire e-mail system to GMail. I think Google has always been about "worse is better" paradigm of software development. I mean, it works for most purposes. It's just never pretty or completely functional. But I totally hate all the stupid UI revamps they've been doing lately. I don't get what the advantage of the new UI is supposed to be. - Victor Ganata
Just read a VF article from September '11 about Google's reaction to being hacked by the Chinese. This says so much: "Google executives reportedly believed that the American government monitors [China's] Internet infrastructure the same way it monitors foreign military threats to keep the geographic homeland secure. A former White House official told me, 'After Google got hacked, they... more... - Corinne L
Victor, the City of LA signed a contract with Google and it's been nothing but missteps and errors on behalf of the company. Of course, having an idiot mayor sign such a contract says a lot about him. So many public servants just scoff when you mention the Google contract. Stuff that should have been in place years ago is still not ready and as a citizen, this access Google promised is not there or half-assed. - Anika
What about Gmail ? Context, please. - Space Cowboy
The new interface is disgusting. - Victor Ganata
The problem isn't that they make new interfaces every so often, it's that they don't let you stay with the old one, and the new one sucks. In this case, uses a lot more CPU (even when not doing anything) and memory, is harder to use (lower contrast, meaningless icons), and yet it appears to have no additional features. Gmail has been around for nearly 8 years and it still doesn't have real folders or the ability to sort? WTF kind of a mail reader doesn't let you sort messages? - Gabe
Girl mistakenly deported may be coming home soon - http://www.wfaa.com/news...
Girl mistakenly deported may be coming home soon
A 14-year-old runaway was picked up by police and gave a fake name and age. Somehow she picked the name of a 22-year-old illegal immigrant, and even though she's black and speaks no Spanish, ICE deported her to Colombia! - Gabe from Bookmarklet
How in the hell do you deport a minor who is black and speaks no Spanish to Colombia? Somebody should not only get fired over this, but probably go to prison too. - Gabe
If she survives, the plus side will be a free trip to Columbia. - Clare Dibble
How very droll. - Fikisha
Oh yeah, did I mention she's apparently pregnant? - Gabe
Did the pregnancy become apparent before or after her trip to Columbia? - Clare Dibble
As far as I know she hasn't been to Columbia, because she's been stuck in Colombia since April. - Gabe
Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter...
Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage
"Forgive us. As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that "gay marriage" is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours. We applaud you for keeping that tradition going." - Gabe from Bookmarklet
Minesota's Republican Senate Majority leader Amu Koch shows that male Republicans have no monopoly on swarmy sexual liasons with an employee. Everybody in Minnesota Republican establishment feeling good about Amy, she was fucking a guy after all Family values #ftw - WarLord
very nice - Mariya Khan
xkcd: Tradition - http://xkcd.com/988/
xkcd: Tradition
And people wonder why I hate Christmas music? - Gabe from Bookmarklet
Are Jews and Muslims allowed to be ham radio operators?
If so, can I become a bacon radio operator? Mmmmm...bacon.... - Gabe
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To my 2yr old: "Do you want some turkey and gravy?" Her response: "No, too yummy!"
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It was a beauty fall day yesterday! - Gabe
There's an infomercial on TV that showed "888 ???-????" as the phone number for the first 10 minutes. It didn't switch to a real phone number until after the guy said "Phones are ringing off the hook!".
Is it wrong to refer to my baby's crib as a "hoosegow"?
Is there a difference between "maybe" and "I don't know"?
It depends ;) - Tinfoil 2.0
Perhaps. - Friar Will (:^)
Sometimes. - Bird-botts
ask me again later. - Joe The Sausage
Maybe. - Laura Norvig from iPod
Possibly. - Derrick
Hmmmmm - Johnny from iPhone
I'm unsure. - Jimminy, CoG of FF
I dont know if there may be. - Burcu Dogan
yea. there are a lot of differnce - suiwar;anarchistcookbook
Playing with the magic eight ball again? - Maggie from Android
Can you use a blowtorch to kill weeds?
I think the real question is, should you? - Clare Dibble
I'd like to see you try. - April Buchheit
Enough fire can fix almost anything! Or more technically, get rid of any problem. - Andrew C (✓)
Michael Symon's - B Spot Burgers - Menu - http://www.bspotburgers.com/menu...
Michael Symon's - B Spot Burgers - Menu
Bad **s shake: Vanilla Bean Apple Pie Bacon 5.00 (add bourbon 3.00) - Gabe
I <3 Michael Symon's food. Did you try the shake? - Clare Dibble
I haven't been there yet, but I *really* want to. You should go with me! - Gabe
We went last night. It really was a bad-ass milkshake. - Gabe
OMG! O.O - April Buchheit
I know some Cleveland peeps. Should ask how it's going. I've been to Lolita, which was excellent when I was out there last. - Eric - Temp Giants Fan
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