I always read and eat, but then I eat alone.
- Jack&Cleo
Sounds like your dinner company is talking with their mouth full. Believe me, it's a much nicer experience without all of that - it becomes a nicer cadence: gnash, gnash, swallow, wipe, pause, sit back, enunciate stimulating conversation, relax, pause, gnash, gnash, wipe
- Joel Kotarski