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First posted to last posted. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
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*Robot LOL* - Far
I can't wait for nicerobot to comment here. - possible248
LOL I can't think of anything funny to say :( Been racking my robot head. - ·[•_•]·
[*_*] : How about "Bite my shiny metal ass"? ;-) - Far
LOL! - Anna Lynn M.
*BEEP BEEP. Insert coin* [_/\_] - Damian
OMG...Damien's comment reminds me of this one time I was at a gay bar in NOLA and a friend of mine slipped a quarter down the crack of the guy dancing on the bar....it was PRICELESS! LOFL - Far
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You know you like it that way Geoff ;-) - Far
I'm not sayin nuffin! ;) - Geoff Schultz
FFNCFTW! - Mladen Srdić
You can't say much until I take the gagball out... - Far
the safe word is Banana - Geoff Schultz
there's a safe word? - Mark Wilson
Safe words get a paddlin' - Far
Yeah but when there is a ball gag involved It doesnt matter much - Geoff Schultz
+1 Far. - Mladen Srdić
i was showing my sister my favorite youtubes- namu namu, star wars kid, drunk history... - anna
suck it up geoff:-) - Kyle Lacy via fftogo
YouTube <3 wtf would we do without YouTube. It's to horrifying to even think about. - Geoff Schultz
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(> " )> <( " )> <( " <) (> " )> - Geoff Schultz
I actually sang that to someone at work once. Didn't really mean to but once I started... had to finish the line. - Yolanda
rofl, it does have that effect. - Geoff Schultz
Life is just so much better when there is bright sunshine coming through your window instead of gloom. - Geoff Schultz
Gotta dance! - Jason Kaneshiro
This always reminds me of the movie 'Wonder Boys'. One of my favorites. - Akiva Moskovitz
How much coffee have you had, Geoff? ;) - Helen Is SOOO Not Of Troy
I am oh natural Helen, the most caffeinated thing i drink is tea :) - Geoff Schultz
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yesterday at 12:25 pm - Link
True. - Russellreno
a remedy for atherosclerosis ? - Mattb4rd
just do it - nike - Kyle Lacy via fftogo
Plaxo sounds like a game on the Price is Right. No. Wait. That's Plinko.... Nevermind. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Plaxo. Keep your contacts in one place. Side affects include vomiting, violent shitting, clogged sinus, hep c, itchy ass, and gas. - Outsanity
It's not? - Mona N.
Reminds me of football player Plaxico Burress. - Rochelle
Matt, you're thinking of Plavix. - Rochelle
LOL...that's exactly why i looked at it and moved on. sounds like some pharmaceutical for stroke victim. "Plaxo Pulse. Call your doctor to see if it's right for you." - faboo mama
I head up marketing at Plaxo (and have for a little over two years). I have never liked the name, and thought hard about changing it. In the end, I chose to reinvent the brand without changing the name. - John McCrea
I say run with it. Market it like a spoof designer drug. It has viral potential if executed imo. - Geoff Schultz
Isn't that a brand of toothpaste? ( ;-) ) - Robin Barooah
Bad name for a great service. I love it. - Fu_
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See, No 3rd Nipple
yesterday at 6:43 pm - via mail2ff - Link
Pfft . . . this pic looks like it was shopped. I know he has a third nipple there. - Lindsey Smith
oh yeah? HOW do you know could be an even more interesting explanation! - Geoff Schultz
You look like a really young Ralph Fiennes. I hate you for that. - Akiva Moskovitz
oh wow yeah sure enough, I think its the eyebrows that do it - Geoff Schultz
He has a better schnozz tho - Geoff Schultz
Dude . . . i totally had to google that for you. Do you not haz teh google? - Lindsey Smith
what ev. I had it googled, you where 2.7 sec slowe.r I wasn't going to say anything but now the gloves are off. - Geoff Schultz
Where'd the facial fur go, Geoff? Or did you take that off when you removed that 3rd nipple? =D - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
O HAI GEOFF - Mona N.
Oh there IS a 3rd one! Or is that the persistent screen smudge? - embee
No dear. I think that's Geoff's soul patch ;-) - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
lol +1 Tina! - embee
I was tired of being told I looked 30(Lindsey) so It's on vacation. - Geoff Schultz
I'm disappointed. - Helen Is SOOO Not Of Troy
is having a third nipple weird? My mom told me it was normal. - Stagekid
Quit the hatin', Geoff. I'm 30 and look damn good if I say so myself. Helps that I tell people I'm 36, cause I look AWESOME for 36 =D - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
LOL SB you look 26! ;) :whistles: - Geoff Schultz
Helen was really hopen for that 3rd nipple. Im sorry Helen. - Geoff Schultz
;) I pass for Tina's age, myself, on occasion. - Helen Is SOOO Not Of Troy
im thinking about going ahead and having that 3rd bit added - Geoff Schultz
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yesterday at 2:22 pm - Link
And that's why I never dated a ninja. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
LOL! - JA Castillo
That's why i had to choose a new career path. People need to know how great I am. - Geoff Schultz
I think I *HAVE* dated a ninja. ;-) - Trish R
LOL@ Trish =) - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
+1 Trish ROFL. - Geoff Schultz
btw this post was brought on by Corie's link about ninja's which is really awesomerrific http://beta.friendfeed.com/e/e... - Geoff Schultz
hahahahhahahahahah - Mona N.
omg Trish. lol! - Corie Allison
oh gees - Susan Beebe
I think I might be a ninja. :( - Josh Haley
lol Josh - Geoff Schultz
ROFL :) - Alemsah
Acknowledging you have a problem is the first step towards recovery, Josh - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
A few things you can try to improve Josh, Leave teh flash/smoke bombs on the nightstand and kill someone before your date to take the edge off the ninja blood lust. - Geoff Schultz
Oh: and forget the throwing stars. What starts out as sexy will almost certainly cause someone to loose an eye. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Also, consider dating pirate women, mostly because im interested in seeing who wins that scuffle. - Geoff Schultz
+1 for the pirate women suggestion. But then DEFINITELY leave out the throwing stars, as that pirate woman can't afford to loose her only good eye. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
+1 sb. edit +1 more sb - Geoff Schultz
I am a bad lover, but as least I am fast. Drew Carey. - Russellreno
ew just the thought of Drew Carey making love is a mental cold shower. - Geoff Schultz
Geoff, so that's how a pinja is born! - Mladen Srdić
Agreed Geoff. Bad image, burned into brain!!! - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
WHen ninja's are born the doctor slaps them repeatedly because they just wont cry. - Geoff Schultz
and then the doctor is found dead the next morning(important additional fact) - Geoff Schultz
^---------Funny peeps!! - Josh Haley
So good I had to add it to my Tumblr. - Mathew Ballard
I wonder what ninja porn is like...or would it be over before it even started..? - Far
Ninja porn is just like a picture of an empty room, but you can bet its hot whatever it is. - Geoff Schultz
LOL Geoff, are you drunk? - Far
Ninja porn involves two people standing 10 ft. apart and fully clothed. Because they're just THAT good. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
No Far, and that's the scary part ;) - Geoff Schultz
<3 SB - Geoff Schultz
brownish green band from Ireland, Geoff =D - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
I have friends who would find that preferable to their latest BF I suspect - Amy Tureen
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Penny Arcade! - The Gabriel Effect
Thursday at 10:13 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
That center panel had me freaking laughing in my cube - Geoff Schultz
me too. thanks for that :) - Kamilah Gill
Could have sworn I liked this the last time I saw it... - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Gabe broke your like button. - Geoff Schultz
That's why I always know key commands. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Love this comic. If you haven't read their older work, consider picking up their compilations from a book store or Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Penny-Ar... - Ernie Oporto
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Friday at 5:35 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
should be interesting to see if that ever gets really verified - Geoff Schultz
I think snopes is goignt o rapidly lose credibility if they tru and become a political opinion outlet. - Soulhuntre via twhirl
Snopes has plenty of dirt rumors about Obama too... - Tad - just Tad
Huh? Are you joking? Because they've been fact checking political stuff since their beginnings. - AlexScoble(Robert'sBro)
the political soapbox has been at snopes for quite a while. That being said, I find it extremely unsettling that a majority of people don't understand the difference between snopes, google and wikipedia anyway. - Chris Kim A
the politics soapbox is a dirty whore she doesnt care who stands on her. i might be drunk - Geoff Schultz
I am confused, they are not soapboxing, they simply verified that the person exists and did write the letter. Personally I was concerned that it was not a legit letter. - Ruth Ferguson
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Friday at 10:03 pm - Link
Man it must be slow if you guys are bumping this from 13 hours ago - Geoff Schultz
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I got a dalmation, I can still get high, I can play the guitar like a .... - Jason Wehmhoener
i like that. reference? (: - Mladen Srdić
The song is by Sublime, "What I Got" - Jason Wehmhoener
And good morning to you too, Geoff - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
hey some friend feeders are up :) - Geoff Schultz
Yeah, well: I slept in. By like 3 hours. We closed down the hotel bar... - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
so your undrunk like me, :passes the asprin/burnttoast/water to SB: - Geoff Schultz
When you getting on gtalk sb you slacker - Geoff Schultz
Sadly, I was pretty undrunk last night. Stupid German alcohol metabolism... - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
...got to find the reason why the money's all gone! - Sarah Perez
It might have something to do with the amount of drunk FFing going on with the night crew ;-) - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
I musta got the wussy german DNA I'm a cheap date. Drunk night crew is the best REASON to be on gtalk! - Geoff Schultz
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Analysts are jokes, it is obvious they will fire first. - Geoff Schultz
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Friday at 11:19 am - Link
Amen. - Lindsay Donaghe
Also, periods are expensive. - Geoff Schultz
Spend all your time making money, or spend all your money making time. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Yes they are Geoff. Have you seen the cost of a box of tampons or pads lately?? ..... yes, I know that's not what you meant, but, I couldn't stop myself. - Yolanda
word - Josh Haley
ROFL Yolanda! Very edgy I approve. - Geoff Schultz
omg, from monetization of time to tampons. - Mladen Srdić
50% of time - Igor Poltavskiy
I look at it on the work to live scale. Pre-technology, in various parts of the world, one would have to work from sunup to sundown, every single available day to ensure shelter and a stock of food and fuel for his family/tribe/collective (lol) to survive. The work would be gruelling and risky. I get to play with metal and power tools for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week to achieve the same ends. - Slippy Lane
Trading your time for dollars is never in your favor. Time is infinitely valuable. You can always get more money, but every second that ticks by is gone forever. - Rahsheen
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Friday at 1:52 pm - Link
I also include stickers, gold stars if you're lucky. - Geoff Schultz
What, no glitter? - Far
I ate all the glue so glitter is out. - Geoff Schultz
I might consider including a silly putty comic strip copy. - Geoff Schultz
awwwww - Yolanda
I write mine on the dry erase board on the fridge. I try to come up with something clever daily. It's not easy, let me tell you! - David Cook via twhirl
That's actually pretty romantic David, props - Geoff Schultz
Puffy stickers? - Corie Allison
David, that's really sweet!!! - Corie Allison
Scratch and sniff - Geoff Schultz
Silly Putty comics... another reason to keep print media alive! - Michael W. May via twhirl
Thanks. I try. ;) - David Cook
Not glow in the dark gel pens? - Adam Helweh
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Amazon.com: Spore: 9/7/2008
Friday at 7:56 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
They have a "galactic" edition too. very tempted. - Geoff Schultz via Bookmarklet
I was ambivalent about this until I saw the full demo at PAX. I forsee many hours of my life going to this game. - Jennifer Dittrich
Yes the pax demo realllly sold me, I was mostly sold already but now im buying the floormats too. - Geoff Schultz
I'll be waiting to hear what you guys think about this game. It's been for-freaking-ever since it was first announced. My youngest brother especially wants to make his own monsters, but he's only got a Mac. - Kamilah Gill
Kamilah: both Spore and Spore Creature Creator run on Macs, too. SCC took forever to come out for the Mac, but Spore is a simultaneous release for PC and Mac. - Mark Trapp
thanks, Mark! wonder if my bro knows yet. gotta check - Kamilah Gill
I'll wait until they have a 360 version. - AlexScoble(Robert'sBro)
No galactic edition for me, but I eagerly await the package. (Phooey on downloading.) - Steve Butowick
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Friday at 11:27 am - Link
It's alex's fault. - Geoff Schultz
I opened chrome, but found I couldn't do half the things that I could with Fatfox. :) However, I feel your pain. - Tim Hoeck
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Friday at 9:12 am - Link
Lol 2ndLife - Geoff Schultz
Geoff, come join http://beta.friendfeed.com/roo.... We need you. (: - Mladen Srdić
Done - Geoff Schultz
Oh and Geoff? Pics or it didn't happen. SRSLY. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
I have "Feed Me" tattooed across my stomach - Josh Haley
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Friday at 9:20 am - Link
HAHAHA - Hao Chen
If you're going to quote everything we say in IM then this could get messy. - Lindsey Smith
Did i forget to take the peice of straw out of my mouth? - Geoff Schultz
*snicker* - Kaia ♥
Oh my.... OTOH, this reminds me I need to decide if I want to open myself up to GTalk with all my FF peeps. Time to find a coin! - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
GeoffSFF SB! doo eet - Geoff Schultz
It's definitely a balancing act. Although at least now they understand when I say +1 in IM. My preferred coin: http://www.random.org/coins/ - Lindsey Smith
I'm trying to wrap my head around 'always being from somewhere'... how do you not always be from somewhere, Lindsey? ;) - Michael W. May via twhirl
My father's family is from Oklahoma. I wish I had one of the pics of the family from the early 50's. That would be REAL Oklahoma! - Tad - just Tad
Sometimes they disown you. I was surprised at first that Oklahoma was still claiming him . . . OTOH . . . it *IS* Oklahoma - Lindsey Smith
What other things does Lindsey say in IM? :) - RAPatton
lol! - Shey
She tells me all sorts of super secret things most of them pertaining to the secret life of squirrels - Geoff Schultz
Secret Squirrel ftw! - Lindsey Smith
@Tad That would actually be really awesome to see. Be sure to share if you ever find any. - Geoff Schultz
Be careful Geoff . . . you might be related. - Lindsey Smith
My family moved here from Chicago in the 80's coincidently this ties into another FF thread and explains why I use the word Pop in sodatown. - Geoff Schultz
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Thursday at 12:17 pm - Link
even if they are, what a nice place to work. all I get is gagged by some dummy's perfume every once in a while when she decides to spray it all over the bathroom. - Kamilah Gill
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Me
Thursday at 7:32 pm - via mail2ff - Link
I know you have all been wondering "Damn Geoff's comments are so sexy, I wonder if he is sexy too" Well now you have your answer. No, no I'm not. Yes, that is a Dragon Ball Z wall scroll big deal wana fight about it? - Geoff Schultz via mail2ff
BONERS - Akiva Moskovitz
Nice! But what's with the mouth coverage? No, wait: you're recreating 'The Thinker'. I get it... - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
I have been told I look like Wes Welker I don't know that he is quite that bad looking. - Geoff Schultz
Hah see SB gets it, Actually I was F'ing with the laptop and it went CLICK - Geoff Schultz
Hi Geoff *waves* :D - Anna Haro
I love the blue glow of the computer screen in your eyes. Who says that isn't sexy? - Shellee
Have you noticed his eyes follow you round the room...er, is that webcam still on?! - WorldofHiglet
I think he's covering a third nipple on his chin. Too obscure? sorry -_- - Lindsey Smith
o hai - Mona N.
Tell me that's not a Chandler Bing referenc... oh shit. - Akiva Moskovitz
indeed it was ;) - Lindsey Smith
Shit my third nipple secret is out - Geoff Schultz
Glad I'm not the only one that makes 3rd nipple jokes. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
You have a head! - Pete Delucchi
TRAPPED. - Akiva Moskovitz
I still think of you as a gnome, for some reason. - Steve Butowick
I'm actually only 3ft tall. - Geoff Schultz
You probably saw him in your garden chucking snails, Steve - Lindsey Smith
fry'em up good eats - Geoff Schultz
Geoff is a gnome? I've missed something somewhere. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
I played a Gnome rogue in the same guild as Steve in WoW - Geoff Schultz
Looks like you're trying not to blow chunks on the camera (which is much appreciated). Hee. Nice to know you have a face, though *waves* - WarMaiden
Rofl, it does kind of look like that. - Geoff Schultz
Is it a trick of the computer screen glow or are your eyes really that blue? - Amy Tureen
Just say they're that blue, Geoff. Don't crush anyone's hearts with this. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
they are pretty darn blue. I'm going to take SB's advice though and say "yes" The light helps though too! - Geoff Schultz
I love how Geoff is meaninguflly gazing at our eyes... i mean, the computer screen - anna
Well I'm impressed. :) - Amy Tureen
Hey, I'm just glad you don't think I look like I'm about to puke or hiding a 3rd nipple. - Geoff Schultz
You can't hide the truth. - Lindsey Smith
Nope, you look like a normally nippled guy to me. I'd make a comment about the DragonBall Z poster but the judging eyes of MightyMugg Han Solo sitting next to me on my desk remind me that I don't have much of a leg to stand on. - Amy Tureen
Geoff....pullin' in the ladies! - Rich Harris
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Friday at 7:17 am - Link
G'morning, and me too. Drinking the life giving coffee now. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Morning SB :) - Geoff Schultz
Diet Dr Pepper don't fail me now - Geoff Schultz
I had to stop drinking diet (soda) pop. Aspartame headaches - Geoff Longman
How can anything that tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper fail you? - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes nothing like regular, normal, God-fearing Dr. Pepper! - Amy Tureen
Meh, they're both good mixed with Captain Morgan's. Seriously. Try it. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
:( I can't drink, alas. Or so the labels on my medication tell me. Given how many stickers warning me off alcohol are on there I'm afraid I might actually implode or something! - Amy Tureen
You're right, implosion would be bad and not worth the taste sensation. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
Let me know if you ever find a taste sensation worth implosion. Some things are worth the risk. - Amy Tureen
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Is this my list of crushee's or crushor's?
Friday at 8:40 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
Depends on which boxes you checked :P - Lindsey Smith
I'm all about boxes i checkem all baby - Geoff Schultz
I posted one with all the boxes checked and one without, and they're exceptionally different. - Stupid Blogger (aka Tina)
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Thursday at 8:22 pm - Link
can't wait ! - sergiooo
I buying it! Woohoo! - Ron
Still on the fence but all signs point to 'yes'. - Akiva Moskovitz
preordered that Spore...can't wait either - Steve Butowick
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no, but have always found sarah lacy very attractive...in a naughty kind of way - Zee at WeDoCreative
Married folk, do yourself a favor and don't reply unless you have the excuse of crushing on your spouse! - Geoff Schultz
No - Morton Fox
Y! (I'll never tell.) - Evangeline
Shouldn't you answer your own question first? - Corie Allison
Yes. :) - Mona N.
oh, there is one girl who I don't have a crush on but is definitely very attractive...one sec. - Zee at WeDoCreative
I have lots of crushes on FF! - Geoff Schultz
Yes - Aden
No - Outsanity
umm, maybe :) - Corie Allison
Uhm...maybe...depends on if anyone has a crush on me - Rahsheen
Was it a ninja and therefore you're not sure Corie? - Geoff Schultz
lol, that's a possibility, Geoff. - Corie Allison
Nope - sergiooo
I had a huge crush on Mona but she told me I wasn't baconish enough. That was almost a true story. - Geoff Schultz
There is a lady I find attractive but purely in an appreciative kind of way. - Timothy Griffin
Yeah, here we go - Corrie Allison. http://beta.friendfeed.com/cor... I don't have a crush on her but she's undoubtedly very pretty...might have something to do with the fact that she looks quite like my baby. - Zee at WeDoCreative
Nice answer Timothy. Big Zee your crush is in here Bro! Don't blush! - Geoff Schultz
Haha! Corrie is in here isn't she :) No crush, but...hey there Corrie, how YOU doing? -