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Geoff Schultz
The bad part about Ninja sex: You're in and out and no one knows you were there.
September 6
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Kim, Roger Benningfield, Alex Scoble and 34 other people liked this
And that's why I never dated a ninja.
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
LOL!
- JA Castillo (جاسون)
That's why i had to choose a new career path. People need to know how great I am.
- Geoff Schultz
I think I *HAVE* dated a ninja. ;-)
- Trish R
LOL@ Trish =)
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
+1 Trish ROFL.
- Geoff Schultz
btw this post was brought on by Corie's link about ninja's which is really awesomerrific http://beta.friendfeed.com/e...
- Geoff Schultz
hahahahhahahahahah
- Mona Nomura
omg Trish. lol!
- Corie
oh gees
- Susan Beebe
I think I might be a ninja. :(
- Josh Haley
lol Josh
- Geoff Schultz
ROFL :)
- Alemsah Ozturk
Acknowledging you have a problem is the first step towards recovery, Josh
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
A few things you can try to improve Josh, Leave teh flash/smoke bombs on the nightstand and kill someone before your date to take the edge off the ninja blood lust.
- Geoff Schultz
Oh: and forget the throwing stars. What starts out as sexy will almost certainly cause someone to loose an eye.
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Also, consider dating pirate women, mostly because im interested in seeing who wins that scuffle.
- Geoff Schultz
+1 for the pirate women suggestion. But then DEFINITELY leave out the throwing stars, as that pirate woman can't afford to loose her only good eye.
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
+1 sb. edit +1 more sb
- Geoff Schultz
I am a bad lover, but as least I am fast. Drew Carey.
- Russellreno
ew just the thought of Drew Carey making love is a mental cold shower.
- Geoff Schultz
Geoff, so that's how a pinja is born!
- Mladen Srdić
Agreed Geoff. Bad image, burned into brain!!!
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
WHen ninja's are born the doctor slaps them repeatedly because they just wont cry.
- Geoff Schultz
and then the doctor is found dead the next morning(important additional fact)
- Geoff Schultz
^---------Funny peeps!!
- Josh Haley
So good I had to add it to my Tumblr.
- Mathew™
I wonder what ninja porn is like...or would it be over before it even started..?
- Far
Ninja porn is just like a picture of an empty room, but you can bet its hot whatever it is.
- Geoff Schultz
LOL Geoff, are you drunk?
- Far
Ninja porn involves two people standing 10 ft. apart and fully clothed. Because they're just THAT good.
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
No Far, and that's the scary part ;)
- Geoff Schultz
<3 SB
- Geoff Schultz
brownish green band from Ireland, Geoff =D
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
I have friends who would find that preferable to their latest BF I suspect
- Soup