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1 part writer, 1 part programmer, 2 parts dry vermouth. Shake well.
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Extract -
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January 12
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Oh well. There goes my hopes of ever seeing Anthony Weiner and Al Franken on a future "Franken/Weiner" ticket.
June 7
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Wearing sunglasses and my red Diamondbacks cap. Just got a look at myself in the mirror -- and I look like Dale from King of the Hill.
June 5
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Soaking up the Arizona weather while listening to the Brewers game on the internet and drinking a screwdriver. Life is good.
June 4
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Where's the @#$%! is the apocalypse?? Oh no... Do you think it's too late to apologize to my boss and get my job back?
May 21
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...Oops. I meant that God will murder us all on 5/21, not 5/12. So don't worry - you didn't miss the rapture.
May 19
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Read about how God will murder us all on 5/12. Ironically the last section is titled GOD’S SUBLIME MERCY AND COMPASSION.
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May 19
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I'm worried. Today I asked my cute doctor out on a date & she said yes with a kind of "what the hell, he'll be dead in a week anyway" tone.
May 18
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The Kindle is pretty cool, but it will never topple pop-up book technology.
May 18
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RT @
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: Can't believe Arnold turned out to be a dirtbag. It'd like finding out Mel Gibson is a dirtbag
May 17
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Uh oh. Watching Cheers, Season 1 on Netflix and am compelled to watch every episode of every season. Damn you, Netflix, I want to live!
May 16
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That's it! I'm tired of doing nothing. I'm going to seize the day! I'm going to get up, take a shower, get dressed.. eh, maybe tomorrow.
May 15
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Right now Bin Laden is saying, "So, Allah, where the virgins at? No virgins!? Dude, that is so weak..."
May 1
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Podcast: Interview with Sean Hannity
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April 24
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RyanGarns.com: Podcast: Interview with Sean Hannity
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April 24
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Podcast: Interview with Sean Hannity -
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April 24
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I was going to sue Charlie Sheen for using my phrase "Violent Torpedo of Truth" until I realized I'd have to reveal what I use it for.
April 12
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RyanGarns.com: A Beta Male's Letter to Penthouse
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April 11
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A Beta Male's Letter to Penthouse
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April 11
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A Beta Male's Letter to Penthouse -
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April 11
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The Garns Delusion: Does Ryan Garns Exist?: Richard Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist, outspoken...
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March 27
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March 27
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The Garns Delusion: Does Ryan Garns Exist? -
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March 26
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Ryan's Tips for Dealing with Writer's Block: Let's be honest: writing is like passing a gallstone. Better...
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March 26
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Woo hoo! I got my Kindle today! Now excuse me while I kiss the sky... (begins reading feverishly)
August 30, 2010
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: I assume that everyone else but me can hear Sam Eliliot narrating my life, right?
August 28, 2010
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I'm not sure what's worse: John McCain winning the AZ primary, or the possibility of J.D. Hayworth returning to talk radio.
August 24, 2010
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I just purchased albums by The Black Crowes, Richard Cheese, and They Might Be Giants. Playing these on shuffle should give me whiplash.
August 24, 2010
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What if a chef from Benihana became a Jewish moyl? I think it might go something like this... (insert wacky skit here)
August 23, 2010
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Eagerly waiting for my pre-ordered Kindle to ship later this week. That's right: I'm a gadget geek AND a bookworm. One at a time, ladies...
August 23, 2010
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