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Extract - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...

January 12 from Netflix Movies At Home - Comment - Like - Share

Oh well. There goes my hopes of ever seeing Anthony Weiner and Al Franken on a future "Franken/Weiner" ticket.

June 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wearing sunglasses and my red Diamondbacks cap. Just got a look at myself in the mirror -- and I look like Dale from King of the Hill.

June 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Soaking up the Arizona weather while listening to the Brewers game on the internet and drinking a screwdriver. Life is good.

June 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Where's the @#$%! is the apocalypse?? Oh no... Do you think it's too late to apologize to my boss and get my job back?

May 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

...Oops. I meant that God will murder us all on 5/21, not 5/12. So don't worry - you didn't miss the rapture.

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Read about how God will murder us all on 5/12. Ironically the last section is titled GOD’S SUBLIME MERCY AND COMPASSION. http://www.familyradio.com/graphic...

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm worried. Today I asked my cute doctor out on a date & she said yes with a kind of "what the hell, he'll be dead in a week anyway" tone.

May 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Kindle is pretty cool, but it will never topple pop-up book technology.

May 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @allahpundit: Can't believe Arnold turned out to be a dirtbag. It'd like finding out Mel Gibson is a dirtbag

May 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Uh oh. Watching Cheers, Season 1 on Netflix and am compelled to watch every episode of every season. Damn you, Netflix, I want to live!

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That's it! I'm tired of doing nothing. I'm going to seize the day! I'm going to get up, take a shower, get dressed.. eh, maybe tomorrow.

May 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Right now Bin Laden is saying, "So, Allah, where the virgins at? No virgins!? Dude, that is so weak..."

May 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Podcast: Interview with Sean Hannity http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

April 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RyanGarns.com: Podcast: Interview with Sean Hannity http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

April 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Podcast: Interview with Sean Hannity - http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

April 24 from RyanGarns.com - Comment - Like - Share

I was going to sue Charlie Sheen for using my phrase "Violent Torpedo of Truth" until I realized I'd have to reveal what I use it for.

April 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RyanGarns.com: A Beta Male's Letter to Penthouse http://bit.ly/etnk4l

April 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A Beta Male's Letter to Penthouse http://bit.ly/hAQ0Ny

April 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A Beta Male's Letter to Penthouse - http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

April 11 from RyanGarns.com - Comment - Like - Share

The Garns Delusion: Does Ryan Garns Exist?: Richard Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist, outspoken... http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

March 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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RyanGarns.com: The Garns Delusion: Does Ryan Garns Exist? http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

March 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Garns Delusion: Does Ryan Garns Exist? - http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

March 26 from RyanGarns.com - Comment - Like - Share

Ryan's Tips for Dealing with Writer's Block: Let's be honest: writing is like passing a gallstone. Better... http://www.ryangarns.com/archive...

March 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Woo hoo! I got my Kindle today! Now excuse me while I kiss the sky... (begins reading feverishly)

August 30, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @BillCorbett: I assume that everyone else but me can hear Sam Eliliot narrating my life, right?

August 28, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not sure what's worse: John McCain winning the AZ primary, or the possibility of J.D. Hayworth returning to talk radio.

August 24, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just purchased albums by The Black Crowes, Richard Cheese, and They Might Be Giants. Playing these on shuffle should give me whiplash.

August 24, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What if a chef from Benihana became a Jewish moyl? I think it might go something like this... (insert wacky skit here)

August 23, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Eagerly waiting for my pre-ordered Kindle to ship later this week. That's right: I'm a gadget geek AND a bookworm. One at a time, ladies...

August 23, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share