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Ryan Garns

Ryan Garns

1 part writer, 1 part programmer, 2 parts dry vermouth. Shake well.
RT @BillCorbett: Well, you know who else used to cite Godwin's Law all the time? HITLER.
RT @Drudge_Report: Schwarzenegger caught parking Porsche in red zone... http://www.breitbart.com/article...
Damn you, Mario! Damn you and all of Mushroom Kingdom!
Tweeting While Incarcerated (TWI): Oscar-winning screenwriter/director Roger Avary (Pulp Fiction, Beowulf) - http://www.boingboing.net/2009...
Eight Deep-Fried Turkey Disaster Videos [you're doing it wrong] – Eat Me Daily - http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009...
RT @BillCorbett: Finally found my purpose in life: to lovingly maintain the COP ROCK Wiki page. Everything else is secondary. 'Bye!
RT @velvethammer: Must see video! LMAO - #SNL Takes a Swipe at #Obama Over China Trip http://ironicsurrealism.blogivists.com/2009... #hcr #hc09 #tcot #ocra #sgp
RT @nannygoats: My hubs knows everything about me. Cuz we communicate. Every day --> HIM: "What's up?" ME: "Read my blog." See? Everything.
Uh-Oh: Gameloft moves away from Android development - http://www.mobilecrunch.com/2009...
28 Drinks Later from Nicholaus Goossen - Video - http://www.funnyordie.com/videos...
College students arrested for not paying tip | Philadelphia Inquirer | 11/19/2009 - http://www.philly.com/philly...
College students arrested for not paying tip?? http://www.philly.com/philly... WTF...
Oh, Netflix movie streaming... why can't I quit you?
It's funny because it's true: "Seth MacFarlane's Secret" (via College Humor) http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1...
The New Super Mario Bros. game for the Wii is kicking my ass.
RT @alyankovic: So sad - he was one of the nicest guys ever. RIP Ken Ober. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
RT @alyankovic: So sad - he was one of the nicest guys ever. RIP Ken Ober. http://bit.ly/1fmqb0
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RT @BillCorbett: Oh Twitterspam Britney, don't your jaws ever get tired?
RT @brooksbayne: "scientists: 'bacon sandwiches cure hangovers'" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science... duh. #bacon
@velvethammer I love British humor... I mean, is there any other kind?
@velvethammer A dark comedy from Frank Oz?? Ok, you've piqued my curiosity... just added 'Death at a Funeral' to my Netflix queue.
Question #87 on the U.S. Citizenship exam: Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all chicks?
RT @BillCorbett: Main problem with Palin's GOING ROGUE book: inexcusable that it's not titled " GOIN' " ROGUE. [*wink!*]
listening to "Team america I - http://blip.fm/~gbq98
listening to "James Brown - Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine (Pt. 1)" - http://blip.fm/~gbq42
listening to "Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)" - http://blip.fm/~gbpz4
listening to "Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" - http://blip.fm/~gboy9
listening to "joe cocker - FEELIN ALRIGHT - Ultimate Collection" - http://blip.fm/~gboq0
Just finished watching the movie Coffy. I don't think a single 5 minute stretch goes by without at least one exposed breast. 5 STARS!
Got me a bowl of popcorn and watching blaxploitation classic "Coffy" starring Pam Grier. Don't judge me.
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