Jack Norris

Happy Birthday! http://friendfeed.com/abouey - Jessie

Thanks, ciw! - Anne Bouey

But is it right-side up? - Jessie

Thanks Dominic - bring it on!!! - Jack Norris

The New Zealand All Blacks are always a top team, and I guess they do this before every game. - Jack Norris

@Adam & Nick, Tonga often responds with their own war dance, the Sipi Tau. This is a video of the two dances being performed back and forth: http://tinyurl.com/k6rlj England did respond to the Haka by turning their backs as their fans sang Swing Low', but doing so is considered highly disrespectful. Usually the opposing team just stands in a line, occasionally looking quite alarmed. - Soup in a TARDIS

"Wally Wallington has demonstrated that he can lift a Stonehenge-sized pillar weighing 22,000 lbs and moved a barn over 300 ft. What makes this so special is that he does it using only himself, gravity, and his incredible ingenuity." - Jack Norris from Bookmarklet

"Gay marriages will save the economy!" - Jack Norris

"I'm going to miss those granite countertops..." - Jack Norris

a 2008 survey by Jessie, Norris indicated that 100% of eldest female children surveyed would not recommend the field to their fathers, particularly if their fathers had a thing for Mountain Dew. :-P - Jessie

i can't find any mountain dew in this article! - Jessie

"But studies show that, while optimism may feel better than pessimism, it rarely, if ever, affects outcome. And that's a good thing, not a bad one, because it takes away the guilt of feeling so responsible for everything -- the mistaken belief that we have more control over our fate than we actually do." - Jim Norris

you need a hobby, dad. - Kelly

I think we should get this for Christmas. - Jessie

Although I personally find Mountain Dew repulsive, I find the tree simply splendid, I'm guessing the wife would nix it in the living room though. :( - SteVe C

I want one of these! - Jack Norris

My bedroom has already become the new cat room. - Kelly