a 2008 survey by Jessie, Norris indicated that 100% of eldest female children surveyed would not recommend the field to their fathers, particularly if their fathers had a thing for Mountain Dew. :-P - Jessie Norris
i can't find any mountain dew in this article! - Jessie Norris
"But studies show that, while optimism may feel better than pessimism, it rarely, if ever, affects outcome. And that's a good thing, not a bad one, because it takes away the guilt of feeling so responsible for everything -- the mistaken belief that we have more control over our fate than we actually do." - Jim Norris
I think we should get this for Christmas. - Jessie Norris
Although I personally find Mountain Dew repulsive, I find the tree simply splendid, I'm guessing the wife would nix it in the living room though. :( - Steve Craft
Jessie, I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but dad's entire inheritance will be some empty mountain dew cans. Not even enough to make this suit of armor. - Kelly Norris
Kelly, how dare you say that to my most beloved offspring! Your inheritance will be whatever Tiger left in the litterbox today. And whatever Cricket leaves on the front step tomorrow. - Jack Norris
well, DAD, ill have you know Cricket already pledged herself to you're most beloved offspring, spending each day plotting how to ruin Jessie's life with her awful hairstyles. so I guess that's another inheritance she'll get. DAMN. - Kelly Norris
Are you making fun of Cricket's hair? I hope you enjoy sleeping in the cat room the next time you come home. - Jack Norris
My bedroom has already become the new cat room. - Kelly Norris
