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"Mamet's take on Piven's departure, as told to Variety: "I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." YUCK, YUCK, YUCK! Those crazy theater geeks are so nutty. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!" - Brian

"Nothing says "Tis the season to celebrate the birth and life of Jesus Christ" like a handful of half-nude sluts! Merry seX-Mas!" - Brian

"Like what? That wearing an Obama shirt is offensive to white rednecks?" - Brian

"Two parts? Ja-heez! This thing should be called, "How to stroke myself in 13:37". Look, it's a good logo, but what made it great was the David Axelrod-appointed team who gave it life in the campaign and marketed the **** out of it. Yes, the Pirates for Obama adaptation is priceless. But, this video should have been edited to a poignant 3 minutes, tops." - Brian

"Michaela Watkins is way hotter. Let's hope Abby is more successful than her dad, who has turned his failure into his main act. Then again, without Chris Elliot, we wouldn't have 'Get a Life'. And without 'Get a Life', we wouldn't have Handsome Boy Modeling School.... so, Chris Elliot is ok in my book." - Brian

"Hey Republicans and Conservative Right-Wing talk-show personalities: YOU'RE FIRED!" - Brian

"My favorite was when Jeremy Clarkson said that making turns in an Audi R8 was like, "spreading honey on Keira Knightley". FTW! Top Gear rocks!" - Brian

"yea, bro. wrong show." - Brian

"'Leading Russian' is an oxymoron. Look, if the guy was so leading, he had bailed from that crime-addled country and move to the US where he could exploit the riches of capitalism. But he didn't. He's still in Russia. Which means he's either a Russian mobster, a co-conspirator with Putin's KGB, or indeed, not leading at all." - Brian

"This slackjaw has far exceeded his 15 minutes. Hang it up, Phelps. Or rather, hang it up media starved for a new "hero". This story gets the gasface." - Brian

"I've been to both Linden and Carroll, IA. A handicap bathroom stall is a luxurious upgrade for both of these two reprobates." - Brian

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Wow. - Brian from Bookmarklet

Cool! But... how do i do it? - Brian from Bookmarklet