"German designer Stefan Ulrich has developed a kind of faceless Shmoo using artificial muscle technology to get you through lonely times. That is, if a blob of breathing pizza dough can fill that need." - Derrick from Bookmarklet

WTF? - Derrick

So what's the difference between that and a body pillow? - Rochelle

"Baby, I like how you look in them jeans, you ain't gotta snuggle with no lump of dough when Big Dee's in town... :D - Derrick

Is this for men exclusively? Because if so, I think that it can only be a short matter of time before fleshlight add an extra 'dimension'. - WorldofHiglet

ew. that's freaky. did you see the video? having that thing pulsating in bed next to me would freak me the hell out. no. - pea

Derrick, I just LOLed at that. - Laura B.

nnnnnno. - Melissa

The video is...wrong. - WorldofHiglet

I get lonely, but not THAT lonely. - Derrick

Quite frankly, that would just make me lonelier. If I'm in a low point and I'm hugging some faceless blog of (what exactly?) that would just make me feel worse. - pea

Will it make me coffee in the morning? - Call me Bronco

OMG! The video is TOTALLY freaking me out! I keep expecting it to grow teeth and eat him. EEEK!! - Fa La La La Lindsay

That thing will totally try and get your pregnant, watch. - Derrick

Is it wrong that I want one of these? - cecily

One of my mom's nicknames for me is Shmoo :( edit: okay I just watched the video. I'm a little freaked out now - Tamara

are there youtube reaction videos to this yet? - Baroness Von SmashAHomie

OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!! AT THE END HE IS HUMPING THAT THING!!! - Baroness Von SmashAHomie

no cecily. i want one too. - tiffany

I'll wait until I get home to watch this video. but the comments are cracking me up! - jbrotherlove

Wow, that's freaky. I almost wanted to turn away and give that guy some privacy in the video. Eek. - Carmen

In WoW those things are called oozes and you kill them cause they want to eat you. It is very uninstinctual to want to cuddle with one. I say EEEEK again! - Fa La La La Lindsay

Don't you have a little oozling? So kyoot! But that thing up there... Ionno. That's just wrong. - Arlan Koizumi

I DIED. - Liz

That's just...creepy. And the music! ew - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed

Could they make that video any creepier? - rowlikeagirl

um, no. - jbrotherlove

LOL, creepy - 'Like' robot (frɐnc)