If the New York Post's Page Six report is true, Coulter broke her jaw and her mouth is wired shut... - Derrick from Bookmarklet

hahahahhahahahha!! - Mona Nomura

can we make this a permanent thing? - tiffany

Well, I don't wish that on anyone. But it sure is a set-up for one-liners, no? - Chris Baskind

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Mark Wilson

OK, I just mentioned this to someone. His comment, "I hope she breaks her hands, too." - Chris Baskind

This could almost convince me god exists. - Jack (a.k.a. Jeber)

You know, it's mean, cruel and petty, but: my day just became instantly better. - Steven Perez

very funny. too bad it's not a permanent thing - Cee Bee

Oooh I went thru that experience when I was 12 yrs old - 45 days - no food by mouth - all liquid diet and vitamins! augh!!! I lost a LOT of weigh and was really starving! awful! This is sorta funny happening to Ann Coulter - wow - Susan Beebe

How did they get her to scamper down from her web long enough to wire her jaw shut? - Derrick

OH SWEET IRONY I LOVE YOU. hahahahahahaha! - Steve Isaacs

And the world breathes a sigh of relief. [cuts eyes at Palin...you're next] - Admiral Anika

There is a God. - anna sauce

but she still has fingers. damn. - Clay Newton

NO one better teach her sign language - Shevonne

ROFLCOPTER this brightens my day! - Neal Jansons

Thank you, God! You DO exist! - Peter Ghosh

Sorry to disappoint, but it probably won't make a difference - she primarily talks out of her *ss anyways. - Sanjay

@Sanjay hahahaha - Shevonne

She gets what she deserves. - CW™

Dear Santa, you really do exist! - Jean Ann Van Krevelen from twhirl

I would like to suggest we take up a collection to pay the Doctor to keep the jaw shut for an extra month. - CW™

Oh hells yeah, Chris. I would give all my loose change to the cause. - Admiral Anika

I'm in. - dkb

Hmm -- continuing Sanjay's thought here - maybe we could pay the doctor to wire her ass shut as well? - Brian Sullivan

Very rarely has something made me laugh so much and wish it would remain so. - Nation Hahn

But she can still type and sell books. :) - Csturm

you know she deliberately broke her damn jaw so all of us liberals would be talking about her...:) - Jean Ann Van Krevelen from twhirl

God don't like ugly. How many times I gotta say it? - Ms_Krista

You are all Latte drinking, terrorist, liberal defeatists -- you know that right? ;) - Steve Spalding

Need to go buy Guilty tomorrow. - Csturm