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Guitar Center has my name in their database as 'Jeff Girardin'. That just looks retarded.
@juliaroy Tomorrow morning will be awesome then. Repeat: AWESOME.
@lutherjw Me. If I had some. And could legally use them.
'your skin tone... Is something i don't have a problem with.' 'yeah, well your skin tone reminds me of... The majority of people who liv ...
Tonight at work there were drunk people setting off fireworks five feet away from my car.
@davidmdenham Unless the system is down.
@davidmdenham You are the best person.
Currently eating the World's Largest Candy Necklace.
Muffins are naked cupcakes.
@paulo_one "I don't fly I drive a bus and I have no eyebrows!" :/ I can't talk like Whoopie.
Those cows will never know what hit them. Even after it hits them. ...Because they're cows.
@Bateman6 @coyotecolorado \o/ woot \o/ haha
@dsabecky I think you deserve a highfive or thousands and thousands of friendly waves from afar. That's a good thing.
I guess that everyone is not replying to me today. That's something.
What is everyone doing today?
@helsinkiwinner Or do you rock too hard to pack?
@paulo_one I think you are absolutely right.
Why am I so big in the realtor internet community? Got a bunch of realtor followers, and got a request to link xchange with a MA company.
Ugh time to register for stupid selective service. Says mandatory for males, sent out only to males, yet asks what my sex is. Stupid America
I don't know what Mr Twitter is but I have 4 votes? http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw...
I saw a Squirrel Warrior today. One of his ears was bitten off and he had a swarthy gait.
wow it just started downpouring. bad day to sell ice cream. or commit arson.
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me.
@gunarrr @jakeattacks can I just hit you with sticks because it sounds like fun
@pugofwar I missed it! Nooooooooooo!
Oh hey. What's up. That's cool.
Anyone else just see John Leguizamo on Alexa Chung? Hahahaha so great. And notice that they didn't bleep out the f-bomb? Wow.
VH1 is playing yesterday's episode of Alexa Chung. How strange.
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