"A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle."
- George Hotelling
"In Saint's Row 2 (a GTA-ish game for the PC and current-gen consoles), your character sings along whenever a-ha's song "Take on Me" plays on the radio."
- George Hotelling
RT @billmerrill: RT @AndrewCMiller: Worried about how much Google knows about you? Check google.com/dashboard for a quick scare. (awesome)
ect: Today is Flux Day, where we celebrate the occasion of Dr. Emmet Brown's inspiration for the Flux Capacitor, enabling human time travel. - http://twitter.com/ect...