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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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The streets should be safe tonight, considering all of the RAIDER FANS will be at home watching the game.

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I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought, "if I don't hear a concert for a year, it doesn't bother me".

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. HAVE A GREAT AND SAFE WEEKEND

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend....

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RT @ElmoeBeats: @GetawayGateway #RT #Teamfollowback Follow@_DRESI @__BeautyKills @ElmoeBeats RETWEET if u need followers we will follow back!!!!

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want to hang out @ a NUDE BEACH?? here is a list of the best ones. http://t.co/uLYAtcR.. Please RT if you like being naked on a beach. lol

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best NUDE BEACHES around the world http://t.co/uLYAtcR. PLEASE RE-TWEET IF YOU LIKE NAKED PEOPLE..lol

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If you go 2 bed with an itchy ass, you're bound to wake up with a smelly finger.. I'm just saying!!!!!!

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Sometimes I think I'm a genius.. Then I realize I've already seen this episode of Jeopardy :/

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Jump on a satelite and view the world from a different perspective other than the city you live in...Explore ur mind

August 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

August 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Remember it takes a college degree 2 fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix 1. Reassurance 4 those of us who fly routinely

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If traveling in South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.

August 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.

August 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!

August 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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**** BREAKING NEWS ******* - Energizer Bunny Arrested - charged with battery.

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

1 of da great mysteries 2 me is the fact woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"SEXY" is a huge part of our lives. I compiled a list of some of the SEXIEST CITIES IN THE WORLD. http://t.co/C9N7ynl whats ur flavor?

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Top 8 Sexiest Cities In The World: http://t.co/gfiUI6A via @AddThis

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Cabo Villas Resort: http://t.co/GfPuKIn via @AddThis

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

NAKED HIKER JAILED FOR 21 MONTHS... WTF.. http://t.co/jWpYjoZ

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U NEED 2 CHECK THIS OUT.....The truest form of loyalty. Just beautiful! http://t.co/Q3NBLj5

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RT @Thorch01: RT @GetawayGateway: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Unless its #Bucees

August 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?