- I am truly sorry, but I have to warn you: I am about to hang up. - Hold on a second, let's talk... - We have been doing that for quite a few hours now. - As if I didn’t know! But before you said that your species is renowned for its infinite patience. - No doubt about it, and I think I have clearly proven it. - ...And the people out there, they don't seem to be in a hurry, do they? - No, they are not actually... I must admit, however, that in the last three hours some of them have started looking a bit puzzled. - Really? - Let's say that their smiles are a little less trustful. One of them in particular, in row 467,979, has started beating the time tapping his foot. It's such an incredible nuisance. - I can imagine. - This is one of the reasons why at this point, thanking you for the time you have dedicated me, I think I will say goodbye. Besides, I hear you are breathing heavily... - I am fighting with a tarantula that has sneaked in inexplicably, and I can't find the bug spray... - Gianluca Neri