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Machiavelli should have written a book on the art of devising wedding invite lists & seating plans, rather than medieval politics

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think my boss and I have totally different understandings of the phrase 'tools for the job'. Plus he doesn't giggle when someone says it

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think empty Tic Tac boxes should be classified as a Class A drug. *Sniff*

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Now chatting it over with her friend at a cafe. Sometimes these part personal journey/ part documentaries don't work#britainsgayfootballers

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

We now call expert witness (and well known gay) Matt Lucas. #britainsgayfootballers

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

People still use fax?! This is a scandal in itself #panorama

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I am completely lost now. Is there an associated flow chart for tonight's #panorama?

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Panorama going after the ex lead singer of the Verve *again*. Why not Chris Martin once in a while?

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @HuffPostUK: Thailand welcomes Twitter censorship policy http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TomScorza: More Tweeple arrested for telling jokes on Twitter. Authorities really don't get Twitter do they? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

WTF?! Giving smack to kids?!?! You should be ashamed of yourself, David Lammy. #twitterhyperbole

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pokemon for pseudo intellectuals this morning? "Ha hah! You cannot escape me. I shall smite thee with my fist of Burkean capitalism"

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

After effects of last night's fancy dress party: glitter everywhere. Was I involved in an orgy with several frisky Tinkerbells?

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Did I miss another GOP primary yet?

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Which makes me wonder just exactly how many fat guys she slept with today

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Woman talking on the phone opposite just said her journey this morning was "1000 times worst than the film Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Seemingly objectifying this man as I am is a symptom of pastriearchy... #hereallday

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bad combinations: hunger, horniness, public transport and close proximity to an attractive guy with pastries

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't think a #TwitterBlackUp is an appropriate form of protest in this day and age, no matter how much you want to piss off Dianne Abbott

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In today's Spectator Alain De Botton on Internet porn. The mind boggles.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

First politics programme I tune into in an age and Laurie Penny is on it #bbcdp #fml

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh #itunes, why must you persist in being such a piece of shit?

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @RWW: Twitter Will Censor Certain Tweets In Certain Countries http://www.readwriteweb.com/archive...

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Without spotters?! OMFG! #IRT

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @cnnbrk: CNN/Time poll: Dead heat in Florida between Gingrich and Romney ahead of debate.#CNNElections http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012...

January 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @georgeeaton: Danger for Labour: impression that Miliband is a dud leader becomes so entrenched that it's impossible to erase.

January 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Douglas Booth would have been far more pleasant to look at during all those tedious, longing looks #birdsong

January 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Well that was pretty poor. #birdsong

January 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GovGaryJohnson: From @ezraklein re @newtgingrich idea to put those carrying 2oz of pot into the country to death: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...

January 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thinking of lacing the soup with sedatives for some peace & quiet

January 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share