“While pouring coffee creamer, a piece of plastic falls out of the bottle and plinks into my coffee cup. Should I: a) discard the cup, b) carefully take out the piece of plastic and enjoy cofee, c) see how plastic tastes with coffee, d) ____?”

“Just wrote "recurrence occurrence" in a design doc. I am a bad boy.”

“Functionoids Stole My Brain”

“Stranded in Atlanta. Delta = poop”

“Honey, I am coming home”

“Lost in Western Pensylvania”

“44”

“45”

“my laptop is my pet. It's warm and occasionally fuzzy. And it purrs.”