Anant Khaitan - FriendFeed

RT @FillWerrell: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

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RT @autocorrects: I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King. #Grammys

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @akashkhaitan: Intelligence is directly proportional to the memory. This true for both living beings and computers

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RT @engadget: Microsoft Store hacked in India, passwords stored in plain text http://www.engadget.com/2012...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Animesh_Ray_: Save Food from the Fridge by @Jihyun_Ryou, for a better relationship with our food http://mocoloco.com/archive...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Everybody giving me a wassup on facebook

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ek haircut insan ko kya se kya bana deti hai

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ya to humne use thik se nahin dekha.. ya to laundiyan college se nikalne ke baad maal ban jaati hai

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RT @thericeeater: So this girl from college makes it to the Femina Miss India finals! Oh my fucking God! OHMYFUCKINGGOD!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I got my #sodexo card.. and this time I m not gonna lose it

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @OMGFacts: A can of Diet Coke floats, while a can of regular Coke sinks

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

FB says "What's on your mind?" and not "What is the most complex proverb you can bluntly copy and shamelessly paste?"

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AshuMittal: This is the 2nd week of the 2nd month of the 2nd year of the 2nd decade of the 2nd millennium.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

World would have been so simple with Assembly #FuckJava

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How can I be so careless? bloody everything's getting misplaced so sequentially...

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Man who scratches ass do not bite nails" from some comic

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dudh aur Kela

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @chhamakchallo: #WhenInDoubt have i pill

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hans Zimmer and his #GodMusic

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @WilI_Smith: If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Even if I m gonna die in hell I'll not share those tragic viral posts on #Fb

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RT @deveshlathi: While Salman Khan is "Being Human", SRK is "Being Salman."

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do a google on Hazel Jones

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I need matchbox to preserve my sanity #Amnesia

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My first code verification #FeelGood

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The flat becomes haunted and living when you are alone and specially when the flat is 4BHK

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Home Alone

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I executed 100 threads for building #Android #ICS and my computer crashed

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

'Tum mujhe khoon do, main tumhe azadi dunga' Subhash Chandra Bose, Happy Birthday to one of the true leaders to India

January 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @WWFINDIA: Four tigers camera trapped in Ramnagar Forest Division, River Kosi corridor in broad daylight on the noon of new... https://www.facebook.com/photo...

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