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LA school teacher allegedly spoon-feeds own semen to kids in class. His defense asks how else do you get kids to try something new?
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Heart Attack Grill customer has heart attack while eating the Triple Bypass Burger. He's been rushed to You're Going To Die Medical Center.
24 hours ago
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haydenblack
: I'll be leaving some teeth under my pillow in the hopes that St. Valentine exchanges them for women.
Monday
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Washington becomes 7th US state to allow same-sex marriage. Pretty soon homosexuals everywhere will know the sweet taste of divorce.
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: I'm amazed that people didn't recognize Paul McCartney. He was the man who helped engineer the Beatles iTunes deal with Yoko Ono.
Monday
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Whitney Houston's body remains at Beverly Hilton hotel 4+ hours after being pronounced dead. That's a diva for you; late to her own autopsy.
Saturday
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: Worst of all, the Whitney that died tonight wasn't the sitcom on NBC.
Saturday
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Catholic bishops group denounces contraception compromise. They say it "makes a mockery of us trying to make a mockery."
February 10
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Protesting Tibetan monk sets himself ablaze but survives. Dalai Lama says he could never get anything right.
February 10
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: Time is Short - *VOTE* - @
Indie_Intertube
2011 Audience Choice-Goodnight Burbank @
GoodniteBurbank
http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l...
#webseries
February 9
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: Finished a great show 'Across the Pond' hosted by @
HaydenBlack
& @
Yo_AdrienneW
. About to record @
NicholasBrendon
w/ @
ClareKramer
& @
ToryMell
February 8
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RT @
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: Federal appeals court declares California’s gay marriage ban unconstitutional. A great day for being human. Close-minded cunts, not so much.
February 7
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Super Bowl XLVI most-watched TV show in history w/ 111.3 million viewers. Now 111 million people know what MIA's middle finger looks like.
February 6
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haydenblack
: Why are most scripts written in 3 acts? Writers/Creative types - please leave me your answers!!
http://thezombitch.org/?p=61
February 6
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: What cha doing during
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#HalfTime
? VOTE @
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Audience Choice-Goodnight Burbank @
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February 6
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Northern Ireland's Ian Paisley, admitted to hospital. Doctors have cordoned off his mouth to ensure staff don't fall in.
February 6
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MIA flips bird at Superbowl. It proves shes her own person even while dancing w/ Madonna & singing "LUV Madonna" while on Madonna's payroll.
February 6
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2011 Audience Choice - YOU are asked to VOTE! - Goodnight Burbank @
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February 5
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Susan G Komen Foundation changes decision to cut Planned Parenthood funding-after realizing the most cancerous tits were the ones in charge.
February 3
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Listen to @
haydenblack
talking up @
GoodniteBurbank
& a new project on the Web Of Intrigue podcast!
http://webofintrigue.podbean.com/2012...
February 3
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2011 Audience Choice Round 1 - Choice=Responsibility - VOTE - Goodnight Burbank @
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http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l...
February 2
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: I fell down my stairs today and it took 5 hours because I'd replaced them all with dubsteps.
February 2
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Can you lovely people pop over here and give @
GoodniteBurbank
a vote? Thanks!!
http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l...
February 2
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: I'd give a lot more meteorological credibility to a groundhog giving us a weather forecast if it had a blonde wig and big tits.
February 2
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: A new post is up on the Zombitch blog as I finish the first rough draft!
http://thezombitch.org/?p=52
February 1
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40 people dead in Egypt soccer pitch invasion in Port Said. They think it's all over. It is now.
February 1
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: Check out my fav ep. of @
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guest starring Jim Rash and Juliet Landau:
http://www.hulu.com/watch...
January 31
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Former Royal Bank of Scotland boss Fred Goodwin has his knighthood canceled & annulled. For wearing lingerie under his kilt.
January 31
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Stevie Wonder sings at the funeral for legendary singer Etta James. He thinks.
January 28
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Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich for president. Cain says their views on marriage have lots in common.
January 28
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