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LA school teacher allegedly spoon-feeds own semen to kids in class. His defense asks how else do you get kids to try something new?
Heart Attack Grill customer has heart attack while eating the Triple Bypass Burger. He's been rushed to You're Going To Die Medical Center.
RT @haydenblack: I'll be leaving some teeth under my pillow in the hopes that St. Valentine exchanges them for women.
Washington becomes 7th US state to allow same-sex marriage. Pretty soon homosexuals everywhere will know the sweet taste of divorce.
RT @haydenblack: I'm amazed that people didn't recognize Paul McCartney. He was the man who helped engineer the Beatles iTunes deal with Yoko Ono.
Whitney Houston's body remains at Beverly Hilton hotel 4+ hours after being pronounced dead. That's a diva for you; late to her own autopsy.
RT @haydenblack: Worst of all, the Whitney that died tonight wasn't the sitcom on NBC.
Catholic bishops group denounces contraception compromise. They say it "makes a mockery of us trying to make a mockery."
Protesting Tibetan monk sets himself ablaze but survives. Dalai Lama says he could never get anything right.
RT @AvaAssistant: Time is Short - *VOTE* - @Indie_Intertube 2011 Audience Choice-Goodnight Burbank @GoodniteBurbank http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l... #webseries
RT @GeekNation: Finished a great show 'Across the Pond' hosted by @HaydenBlack & @Yo_AdrienneW. About to record @NicholasBrendon w/ @ClareKramer & @ToryMell
RT @haydenblack: Federal appeals court declares California’s gay marriage ban unconstitutional. A great day for being human. Close-minded cunts, not so much.
Super Bowl XLVI most-watched TV show in history w/ 111.3 million viewers. Now 111 million people know what MIA's middle finger looks like.
RT @haydenblack: Why are most scripts written in 3 acts? Writers/Creative types - please leave me your answers!! http://thezombitch.org/?p=61
RT @AvaAssistant: What cha doing during #SuperBowl #HalfTime? VOTE @Indie_Intertube Audience Choice-Goodnight Burbank @GoodniteBurbank http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l...
Northern Ireland's Ian Paisley, admitted to hospital. Doctors have cordoned off his mouth to ensure staff don't fall in.
MIA flips bird at Superbowl. It proves shes her own person even while dancing w/ Madonna & singing "LUV Madonna" while on Madonna's payroll.
RT @AvaAssistant: @Indie_Intertube 2011 Audience Choice - YOU are asked to VOTE! - Goodnight Burbank @GoodniteBurbank http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l... #webseries
Susan G Komen Foundation changes decision to cut Planned Parenthood funding-after realizing the most cancerous tits were the ones in charge.
Listen to @haydenblack talking up @GoodniteBurbank & a new project on the Web Of Intrigue podcast! http://webofintrigue.podbean.com/2012...
RT @AvaAssistant: @Indie_Intertube 2011 Audience Choice Round 1 - Choice=Responsibility - VOTE - Goodnight Burbank @GoodniteBurbank http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l...
RT @haydenblack: I fell down my stairs today and it took 5 hours because I'd replaced them all with dubsteps.
Can you lovely people pop over here and give @GoodniteBurbank a vote? Thanks!! http://indieintertube.tv/#axzz1l...
RT @haydenblack: I'd give a lot more meteorological credibility to a groundhog giving us a weather forecast if it had a blonde wig and big tits.
RT @haydenblack: A new post is up on the Zombitch blog as I finish the first rough draft! http://thezombitch.org/?p=52
40 people dead in Egypt soccer pitch invasion in Port Said. They think it's all over. It is now.
RT @Camden_Toy: Check out my fav ep. of @GoodniteBurbank guest starring Jim Rash and Juliet Landau: http://www.hulu.com/watch...
Former Royal Bank of Scotland boss Fred Goodwin has his knighthood canceled & annulled. For wearing lingerie under his kilt.
Stevie Wonder sings at the funeral for legendary singer Etta James. He thinks.
Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich for president. Cain says their views on marriage have lots in common.
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