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OJ severely beaten in prison. He'd bent down to pick up the soap when an inmate mistook him for a former boyfriend.
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Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out. When she discovered she wasn't his hole in one, she said it was all over.
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Nicholas Cage wins UN humanitarian work. By accepting roles in bad movies, he's been keeping people playing outdoors instead.
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LA Episcopalians elect lesbian bishop. She's not married to Jesus - just good friends.
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Secret Service suspend 3 for "Salahi-gate". Happily, they'll most likely be back at work tomorrow without their colleagues realizing.
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Blast at S. Korean defense-testing facility kills 1. Officials aren't sure whether to laugh or cry.
Wednesday
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Studies show female Pandas "chirp" when they want to get pregnant. Unlike their female human counterparts who pretend they're on the pill.
Wednesday
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Taliban vows to match Obama's increase by adding 4 goats & a herder. Angry General McChrystal agrees this gives the Taliban the upper hand.
December 2
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you can see 20 new episodes of Goodnight Burbank at
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November 30
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Australian opposition elects new leader - but regardless of his fresh, exciting agenda he's still descended from criminals.
November 30
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Goodnight Burbank's @
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returns to Heroes tonight for a multi-episode story arc as Doyle, The Puppeteer!!
November 30
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Goodnight Burbank's very own David H. Lawrence returns to Heroes tonight for a multi-episode story arc as Eric Doyle, The Puppeteer!!
November 30
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Chelsea Clinton announces engagement! For sake of family, Bill Clinton has been asked just this once not to celebrate with a cigar.
November 30
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Serena Williams fined record $82,500 for US Open tirade. She responded by taking a golf club to Tiger's already damaged SUV.
November 30
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4 cops shot in coffee shop. Police looking for man with possible gun wound and triple grande mocha latte walnut whip with cream.
November 29
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Robbie Williams claims he ISN'T engaged, despite what his mum says. So you're all right then, boys.
November 29
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Priest admits to abusing over 100 children. Pope confirms he'll be awarded Saint of Industry upon death.
November 28
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Gatecrashing at White House state dinner worse than imagined. Turns out EVERY SINGLE GUEST at the event was uninvited, including Indian PM.
November 27
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Tiger Woods injured in car crash when his SUV hits fire hydrant then tree. Officials applaud the move, saying it was 2 holes in 1.
November 27
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November 27
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Irish Catholic Church apologizes for abuse by priests. W/out Dave Allen around to criticize, the temptation to continue was much to strong.
November 27
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Nigerian Prez. admitted to hospital. His cabinet have sent out emails on his behalf but can't understand why they're going to spam folders.
November 26
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China promises to cut carbon emissions by 45% by 2020. How are they doing it? Beijing is banned from ever farting again.
November 26
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Palin & Bachmann to headline First National Tea Party Convention. Because in America, nothing goes better with tea than nuts.
November 25
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China kills 2 people responsible for tainted milk scandal. Something Obama should have thought about when dealing with Wall Street.
November 24
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US to anounce target for cutting carbon emissions. To begin, Congress will be banned from talking every other week.
November 23
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New map suggests Mars was once wet and humid. Or to put another way; a retirement community for aliens.
November 23
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Heidi Klum takes Seal's last name 4 years after marrying him. It took this long because she had no idea what it was.
November 23
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Astronaut's wife gives birth while he's in space. He says he's over the moon but his orbit clearly gives him away.
November 22
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