Jason Phillips

(via yimmyayo) Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you gonna give me some time, Sharona? - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

TJ's! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

Not exactly the image I was looking for. Good show though, internet. Good show indeed. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Ponyo bento posted for BEE! (via kickintheheadcomic) - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Still my #1 dream ride. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Untitled - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Safety helmet for Mike. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

The Vulcan Mooseknuckle. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

It’s not really a cross country road-trip until you’re in the middle of the barren salt flats, cruising at 75 mph and see the 87 ft. tall Tree of Utah rise up in front of you and you have to ask yourself “Is this real life?”. (pic via Flickr) - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

The mafia hates donkeys. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

OMG, I AM!! via etsy.com - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Marley! I’ll be over here eating my dinner. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Wait a minute. These tickets are for tonight's premiere of "Nude Moon". And now I'm questioning this coupon for "one free box of Whoppers."

I got bored so I went out and bought one of these today. Yeah, I paid cash. It’s a hybrid so it’s fueled partially by my smug sense of self worth. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Is this a joke? - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

I want to protest and shake my head but on the other hand, WANT. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

The Two Squirrel Pancake (via dragonseye) - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

smartasshat: gorillasushi: DUNT DUNT DUNT DUUUUUUUUUUN. This. THIS. THIS is why the correct answer to the question “What superpower would you choose?” must always be: “Invisibility.” Because how badly do you want to slam that thing down? (Also: Always remember to stay properly hydrated when you’re playing the piano with your whack-a-doodle.)... - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

DUNT DUNT DUNT DUUUUUUUUUUN. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

1. 2. 3. 4. The President cannot engage in a thumb-war without an act of Congress. DAMMIT!

Yes, *now* we all understand that a "pissing contest" is just a saying that people use. I still totally won though.

malackey: Foot fetish, or toe-sock fetish? Neither. My other car is a toe-sock. <-links to a pic of my wife’s drawer of 1000 toe-socks. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Secret internet message: There's a devastating fire in your kitchen. You know who you are. *wink* LOL

TOP RIGHT CORNER. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

GPOYW Twitter ColorWars ‘08 Ro-Sham-Bo edition. Team Green. Never Forget. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Apparently this happened on Jeopardy yesterday. Yes, in real life. He didn’t win but he totally won. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

*he’s real* - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Special thanks to Kirp and the frogman for instigating a reblog landslide. My Tumblarity just passed Dear God’s so I’m feeling more omnipotent than usual this morning. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

I'm way more competitive than you are.

70's Italian lamp - http://www.flickr.com/photos...