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Mom talks about trees while baby works on her cherub pose. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Mom talks about trees while baby works on her cherub pose.
Anyone else want to post pics or spoilers from Breaking Bad? - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Jess is putting baby to sleep so I’m taking panoramic pictures from bed. Naturally. In this last few weeks I’ve painted 2 walls, hung pictures, set up Jess’s vanity and installed track lighting. It’s starting to look like a lived in-room! It only took 8 years of living here… - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Jess is putting baby to sleep so I’m taking panoramic pictures from bed. Naturally.
 
In this last few weeks I’ve painted 2 walls, hung pictures, set up Jess’s vanity and installed track lighting. It’s starting to look like a lived in-room! It only took 8 years of living here…
yo-jeffrey: INVISIBLE FLUTE Talk to your children about Jethro Tull… before someone else does. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
yo-jeffrey:
 
INVISIBLE FLUTE
 
Talk to your children about Jethro Tull… before someone else does.
I have this weird feeling that someone’s talking about my genitals on the internet. Again. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
We never have food parties. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
superseventies: Star Wars Family Sleep Set from Sears, 1978. I had the Vader ones! Also, Mom’s boner is out of control. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
superseventies:
 
Star Wars Family Sleep Set from Sears, 1978.
 
I had the Vader ones!
 
Also, Mom’s boner is out of control.
My “this day should be over already so I’ll just eat this facial hair” face. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
My “this day should be over already so I’ll just eat this facial hair” face.
Never have topless nuts again. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Never have topless nuts again.
If you Google “Academy 1-6”, Steve Guttenberg will show up at your house. If you Google “stripes with plaid”, Joan Rivers will come knocking. If you Google “dreams”, Cheap Trick will show up but honestly, they were just in the neighborhood looking for a place to crash for the weekend. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
I try to avoid posting every goofy name I see but ol’ Dick here wins today’s prize. Seriously. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
I try to avoid posting every goofy name I see but ol’ Dick here wins today’s prize. Seriously.
It’s weird how you people continue to live your lives even when I don’t have time to keep up with them. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
My kid rode a bull this weekend like nbd and I’m officially the least hardcore member of our family. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
My kid rode a bull this weekend like nbd and I’m officially the least hardcore member of our family.
Guac ‘n tots for breakfast because I’m a special princess. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Guac ‘n tots for breakfast because I’m a special princess.
* uncontrollable giggling * "A little to left. A little more. Smile! Perfect." - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
* uncontrollable giggling *
 
"A little to left. A little more. Smile! Perfect."
What I said: "I'd rather not have you make a birthday cake for me but thank you." - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Smell ya later, year old cake. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Smell ya later, year old cake.
The final boss of shirts. My lovely wife buys me important things. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
The final boss of shirts.
 
My lovely wife buys me important things.
This week she learned how to say “hi” to every single person in the grocery store, how to walk down stairs, and how to clean up her toys. Today she learned “Fuck you. It’s a hat.” - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
This week she learned how to say “hi” to every single person in the grocery store, how to walk down stairs, and how to clean up her toys.
 
Today she learned “Fuck you. It’s a hat.”
Oh hey, Danish bearing manufacturer, um… Never mind. You’re good. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...
Oh hey, Danish bearing manufacturer, um…
 
Never mind. You’re good.
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