Jason Phillips

Some guy offed himself by putting his head on the railroad tracks right outside the back door of job #1 this morning so I got to see a headless body this morning. The above head sculpture is in the hallway outside of job #2. Karmic balance. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

girl-detective: I’m just going to leave this here. LOOKATIT. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

My Moth Day ladies. Pre BBQ. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Things they don’t tell you about parenthood #847: Fucked up irrational fears You haven’t texted your stay-at-home-mom wife all morning until now and she doesn’t respond right away and that’s not too unusual but maybe this time it’s because she’s incapacitated or dead and the baby’s crying and there’s no one there to help and the cat’s probably... - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Wrong number but now I’m wondering… maybe I do want a dub. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

mattsbrickgallery: Lego kitchen backsplash. So tempting. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

The Parking Lot Movie (on Netflix Streaming) A simple documentary film, presenting a small parking lot as a metaphor for the human condition. Surprisingly unpretentious and heartwarming. Super recommended. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

TT - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

jezebelthegreat: Bacon-wrapped Easter eggs. I married well. My mom always makes Scotch eggs (eggs wrapped in sausage) but my parents couldn’t make it this weekend . Hard boil eggs, wrap about half a strip of bacon around lengthwise then tightly wrap a full strip in a spiraling pattern. Place loose end down on a baking tray a bake for 30 min at... - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

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New pornstar name. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

A shaved head is the Schrödinger's cat of bedheads. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

jezebelthegreat: Some shady character is watching me do laundry. I don’t think we’ll ever have to take a picture of our kid again. This one pretty much sums it up. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

CHSHumentary - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Of all the downsizing measures, trading in the glass elevator for an old LeSabre was probably the most sobering. That and having to liquidate the Oompa Loompas. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

If you were wondering how I take my coffee, the answer is now “cream and balls.” - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

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Master of peek-a-boos. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Setting up an appointment to get my wife declawed. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Instead of watching the Sports Bowl, we played with baby, made a delicious dinner, watched some Law and Order, and then I fell asleep on the floor. I was just about to watch some of last night’s commercials but the idea of voluntarily watching ads for things I don’t care about turned me off pretty quickly. If someone was selling my kid, smothered... - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

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You're pretty. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

dewports: thesemicullen: wentdog: razors-kizz-myass-blade: She’s just not that into you… Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Glen or Glenda shaft the toy A River Runs Through It - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

richseidelman: The Carnival Is In Town. I drive past this sign every morning. I’m kind of in love with it. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Just writing up some proposals as usually. NBD. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

GPOYW - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

mialayla: mialayla: I love my job I lost my job - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Meaningful glances. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

Vinyl Saturday morning. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...

This guy was out hanging takeout menus on the doors of other restaurants. - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...