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"Totally. You should consider monetizing those hugs. Oh wait. That might be illegal. Nevermind." - Jason Phillips

"AAAHHH!! You're breaking my ribs!" - Jason Phillips

"So we could make a sexy cat sandwich? I'm into it." - Jason Phillips

"I want my two dollars." - Jason Phillips

"Google video search "Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Search" and save yourself 2 hours." - Jason Phillips

"I'm on it." - Jason Phillips

"Thanks, Jack. Perhaps it's best that I left off "Now back to the cigarette factory, Joe."" - Jason Phillips

"Get out of here Topherchris. You don't belong on Reddit. You're a Tumblr thing." - Jason Phillips

"Beautiful!" - Jason Phillips

"Yes, the premise is that men can back their heels up to the wall and touch their toes while women can't. I think it's all a ploy to get you to fall flat on your face (which I almost did many times in trying WHILE trying to photograph). I hypothesize that only Canadian people can do it because of their legendary lack of posteriors." - Jason Phillips

"Your freezer has waffle burn." - Jason Phillips

"That is one bad-ass'd sombrero, sir." - Jason Phillips

"I knew that was going to happen before I even started typing." - Jason Phillips

"Delusions are easily entertained by imaginary board games. Abby's Tumblr seems to have been deactivated at some point after I posted this - http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post...... . I blame myself." - Jason Phillips

"Indianapolis tweetup! Get on it!" - Jason Phillips

"I would like to add: Pinky ring, possible forearm tattoo and the background indicates he's doing a demo at a school. (bonus for combining the Scared Straight program with owl education)" - Jason Phillips

"Test comment" - Jason Phillips

"Do you accept cookies? Do you accept cookies with a bite taken? Do you accept half cookies? Please respond soon." - Jason Phillips

"I'm suddenly very afraid." - Jason Phillips

"Damn. I can't swing it!" - Jason Phillips

"So it's probably only a matter of time before - http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos......" - Jason Phillips

"I was going to offer the suggestion that these might be the bad-ass'd steeds of the mounted police. Then again, I live in the suburbs and every damn thing about the city frightens the fanny-pack right offa me. So I know nothing." - Jason Phillips

"Aww! Thanks, kiddo. That makes me so happy I could rip up pictures of the Pope ALL DAY LONG!" - Jason Phillips

"I'm not the type to go into who or why. But I promise it wasn't you!" - Jason Phillips

"$3.99 Steaktini Wednesdays" - Jason Phillips

"Already starred it. I auto-star sex/bacon/fart combo tweets. ALWAYS." - Jason Phillips

"Oh! I know this one! They were discussing mermaid vaginas. FACT." - Jason Phillips

"Thanks! The only hard part was thinking up all the memes to fill up the bottom." - Jason Phillips

"Would you believe you're the second person to point that out??" - Jason Phillips

"http://gorillasushi.tumblr.com/post......" - Jason Phillips