Greg

Facebook killed the radio star - http://www.horriblyright.com/mt...

Payback: Hit redial at, oh, 6am @tgwilson: 2AM wrong number call to @jkwilson 's cell phone really wrecked the second half of my night! Ugh.

Thought for a while that starting Kitna in my fantasy league was going to pay off. Now, not so sure. #fb

My office vending machine labels Pop Tarts as a "Fit Pick". Gorge myself on Pop Tarts and stay healthy? Why, yes. Yes I will. #fb

Here's hoping that the airport security guys at least have great dental health after (again) confiscating my toothpaste. #fb

Just had a pleasant, quick & effective online chat w/ Dell tech support to deal with a busted power adapter. Think I'll go lie down now #fb

Listening to tornado sirens in the Loop. You know how they say a tornado sounds like a train? That makes it a bad idea, or at least disconcerting, to stand on Wabash under the El tracks while sirens are going off. Please to stop now.

Oh, Slovenia it's on. Time to knock you off that high horse you've been on ever since you...whatever.

Within a 2-block walk on the way out of the office, I was accosted/approached by clipboard-wielding minions from Greenpeace, Jews for Jesus and some Illinois conservation group I've never heard of. Quite the gauntlet. What's next? Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis.

You had me at profane RT @tgwilson: Brilliant (profane and hysterical): "I'm Comic Sans, Asshole." http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links...

Meredith has a betta fish, aka a Siamese fighting fish. For the next five days, we've taken in a neighbor's betta fish while they are out of town. Hmmm....two Siamese fighting fish. What to do, what to do?

M's Ballet Recital - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Nice. The Big 12 now has ten teams and the Big 10 has twelve. Clear as mud.

Nice. The Big 12 now has ten teams and the Big 10 has twelve. Clear as mud. #fb

Summertime - http://www.horriblyright.com/mt...

Summertime - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Just walked by Blago on Dearborn getting into his car (or his lawyer's car) to go home after a long day's defending his poor little self. Would have expected something more SUV'y with tinted windows, but it was just a boring white 3 or 4 yr old Infiniti sedan.

Letters of Note: A Personal Letter From Steve Martin - http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010...

BP (Logo Redesign Contest) LogoMyWay.com ™ - http://www.logomyway.com/contest...

My $.02 about this 'perfect' game fiasco is that we're witnessing the birth of a great trivia question. His perfecto will be remembered.

My $.02 about this 'perfect' game fiasco is that we're witnessing the birth of a great trivia question. His perfecto will be remembered #fb

The Chicago Sandwich Register -- Grub Street Chicago - http://chicago.grubstreet.com/2010...

Any Chicago folks have a trunk mounted bike rack to lend in mid-June? I promise to take care of it and even take pics of it living it up in exotic locales*. *actually Indiana.

RT @EugeneMirman: I hope the final episode of Law & Order is ripped from the headlines of the cancelation of Law & Order.

Children’s Tylenol and Other Drugs Recalled - NYTimes.com - http://www.nytimes.com/2010...

Just had 3 minute talk with 6 yr old about which foot is favorite. Outcome: 'left' for her & 'I haven't thought about it enough' for me.

Just had 3 minute talk with 6 yr old about which foot is favorite. Outcome: 'left' for her & 'I haven't thought about it enough' for me #fb

Interestingly, my 6 yr old's tea party had fewer misspelled words on signs than at an actual Tea Party. There, I said it.

Interestingly, my 6 yr old's tea party had fewer misspelled words on signs than at an actual Tea Party. There, I said it. #fb