Heather

Heather

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here" (413)813-7036
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American Standard (toilet) has a commercial comparing a woman to a literal piece of shit. O.o
A lady was on a guy's back and he said "No one likes a clinger." And talked about the toilet features. So, the lady was a piece of poop... - Heather
Ewww. o_O - John (bird whisperer)
Well, isn't that dandy of them. I suppose they figure no woman ever buys a toilet so they don't need to bother about sexism in ad campaigns... - Spidra Webster
Check etiquette: If you found a check that was almost a year old would you ask the person if it was ok to cash or just void the check and count it as a loss? (Less then $50)
It'd depend on how close they were - some people I'd ask, others I would just write it off. - Jennifer Dittrich
Despite the crazy hype, River Monsters is a really interesting, informative show.
No way! The Chernoble one is on now. So cool. He has special permission to go there and has to keep all the fish he catches (normally catch and release) so they can be studied. - Heather
Chris's dad is cutting up pickles to make tartar sauce for my fish sandwich. WHO DOES THAT!
Yes I know I'm spoiled, no I didn't ask him to do this, I had no idea. - Heather
Tv: "hard, soft, puffy, or flat"
Me: O_O - Heather
Tv: "Pillows" - Heather
I thought my MassHealth reapplication went through. I was wrong. There's a solid chance Chris and I are about to lose our coverage.
Oh, no :((((( - Jennifer Dittrich
Chris is on the phone, we might maybe be ok. Holding my breath. - Heather
Fingers crossed for you. - Bren from iPhone
Ok, neither of us have been claimed as dependents so we're ok. But we don't know if we have to file taxes. - Heather
Just spent 5 minutes on FB and holy crap I hate it. Why does my home feed change so drastically every time it reloads?
Yeah, I hate that it doesn't "save your place" when you click on something someone has posted and want to go back to comment/read what others have said. - Jennifer Dittrich
It's an algorithm so each interaction changes the calculation. Set your News Feed to Most Recent (from Top Stories) and it should fix it. - Johnny
Unfortunately, unless you use an add-on, you have to reset your news feed to most recent every. damn. day. (Not every session, but every. damn. day.) - walt crawford
Even when I have it set to most recent (without an add-on) it will still move stuff around. I find it incredibly shoddy and frustrating. - Jennifer Dittrich
Walt, FB hasn't reset my feed back to Most Recent since the last UI refresh. Maybe it's a bug with FB cookies on your browser. - Johnny
What Jenn said. I hate their algorithm so much. I see the same crap posts 30 times a day, but will miss good posts from my friends. So irritating. I've been unfollowing people and post types (as in 'never show posts from x', where x=Buzzfeed, Gawker, etc), but my FB feed still blows. The more FB tries to improve, the worse it gets. :( - Jenny H. from Android
I marked some folks as "Close Friends" even though we're not simply so I get a notification when they post. - Spidra Webster
One of the random things I'd like to have money for is commissioning drawings.
I did my hair for the first time in weeks because I wanted to take a picture. But I am so FLUFFY.
aka I need a haircut - Heather
I could win @Midnight so easy if I got on it. Just reference a previous joke, people!
So, the cat is jealous of the iPad.
Cat: gets off my lap - Heather
Me: does nothing - Heather
Cat: gets on chair - Heather
Me: does nothing - Heather
Cat: gets comfy - Heather
Me: grabs iPad - Heather
Cat: Noooooo jumps on lap, kneads, lays down - Heather
So, not much different from what they do with books. - Katy S
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
My lap right now.
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I know how I'm going to get rich! I'm going to make a cat water bowl that's a cup.
Rugby is way dirtier than American football. O_O someone bring me popcorn?
I like the garter belts. - Heather
And when they all grapple and sometimes someone grabs a handful of balls. - Heather
Oh, he totally could have pulled that guys shorts off. - Heather
And Chris changed the channel, I have to remember to not be so enthusiastic. - Heather
when grabbing becomes "monkey steals the peach"...well, it's no fun being the peach. - Big Joe Silenced
Google: Rugby league. - Johnny from iPhone
Perkele! I missed St. Urho's day again.
It would be easier to remember the day -after- St. Patty's instead of before. - Heather
What kind of Finn are you? ;-P - Spidra Webster
The forgetful kind! BTW, I just searched your feed because I've been pinging back and forth on Patty vs. Paddy. x_x - Heather
#ImGonnaMiss unironically bashing FB.
Why stop doing that? :-) - Stephan Planken
#ImGonnaMiss being able to catch up on goings on with the Best Of lists.
#ImGonnaMiss when 20 people change their screen names to a theme.
#ImGonnaMiss conversations on imported Twitter posts that we know full well the author won't see because they haven't been on FF for a year.
A year? How about 5 years? :) - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
#ImGonnaMiss seeing the international posts hanging around the bottom of my feed.
Cat says "whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
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The cat is all derpy with her harness on. So we let the rabbit out and she can't chase bunbuns.
Fake last name suggestions for my Gmail/FB account:
Your father's last name + dottir. - Jenny H. from Android
Merryweather - Stephen Mack
Heather F Feed - Kristin
^ lulz - Spidra Webster
But with ff--FFeathers - AHnix (Anna Haro)
Longstocking! - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Duke, McNamara or Chandler, maybe? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Ramone - Gabrielle from FFHound(roid)!
LOL Feathers. Heather Feather was a childhood nickname that I hated. Time to take it back! - Heather
You'd make an excellent Dred Pirate Roberts. - Steve C, Team Marina
^ Except we'd probably have to kill her in the morning. - Stephen Mack
Haha! FB suggested Heather Feathers as a friend to me just now. BEST. FB. NAME. EVER. - Stephen Mack
Twitter: Gravittation (I'll be on FB soon and comment here to let you all know.)
I'm FB illiterate so I don't know my link or anything. I'm Heather Feathers and the email with it is kittenffeathers@gmail.com (I put 2000 as my bday, so sorry it looks like I'm 14.) - Heather
No problem, no one will even think twice about a 60+ yo following a 14 yo. - Greg GuitarBuster
So now that I'm not crying or on the brink of tears, I came back to say I don't want to lose a single one of you.
<3 <3 <3 - Jennifer Dittrich
*HUGS* - Big Joe Silenced
Guys, seriously. All these "it was nice knowing you" type posts are wrecking me. *emotional basket case* - Heather
This is what I have to deal with now!
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looks like snow. - Mike Nencetti
I meant the glasses. I'm very pouty about having to wear my glasses. But if anyone wants to do something with the snow, have at. - Heather
Did you just recently have to start wearing glasses? - Corinne L
I got my first pair in high school, but I've barely worn them. Except now that my headaches might be linked to not wearing them. Now I have to wear them to watch tv. - Heather
I dig them. - Johnny from iPhone
I like them, too, especially if it means you don't get headaches anymore. - Corinne L
Do you ever look over at the cat and think "what the hell?" because you can't figure out what's where for a minute?
Absolutely. Cats have the ability to cloud people's minds, usually when they want to steal socks. - Steven Perez
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